coffee in space

Info jockey. Agender (they/them)

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Mei: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Alphonse’s second wife.

Al: What happened to my first wife?

Mei: Nothing you can prove.

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Roy: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Riza: I wake up at 5 in the morning.

Roy:

Roy: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Ed: Ling, I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.

Ling: I don’t think I’m helping.

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This is one of those jokes you make, then realize people in the field have probably been saying it verbatim for 20 years.

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The Terror season one: “This way to Bear Country - you’ll know when you’re there.”

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Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.

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disclosure day: what if things were not good but most people thought things were okay, and some of the people who knew things were not good were like, “whoa, maybe we should tell people about this,” and other people who knew things were not good were like, “no, don’t tell them”

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Winry: I love you.

Ed: I love you, too.

Winry, turning her head and smiling, revealing that she’s making a phone call: Granny, I’m gonna have to call you back.

Ed: Fuck.

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Winry: How do I flirt with Ed?

Al: All you have to do is say ‘i like you’. Don’t make fun of him, it’s not that hard

Winry: Okay

Ed, walking in: Hi.

Winry: What’s up, loser? How’s the short life going?

Al:

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“If you need me, I’ll be down here. On the floor. Dying.”

— Maes Hughes

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a muppet movie where the only human actor is Mr. Blobby

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Carmen's pearls of wisdom

WOEICS episodes: Boyhood's End, Part 2; Curses, Foiled Again (x2); Retribution, Part 2; The Tigress; A Date with Carmen, Part 1; All for One; Can You Ever Go Home Again? Part 2

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thinking about her

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thinking about her

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how long do you think it would take Grace to realise he's Rocky and Adrian's third now

[penny-anna]

they have access to all human knowledge so im imagining Rocky being like hmm i should research human culture relationship terms so i can talk to Grace about this & then shortly thereafterwards being like 'Rocky Adrian Grace Throuple Statement' and Grace being like 'Rocky Adrian Grace what'

[penny-anna]

Rocky, very patiently: Adrian Grace metamours statement

Grace: what

Rocky: metamours is -

Grace: no no I know what metamours is this is just news to me

Adrian: happy happy happy Grace's metamour

Rocky: Adrian happy to be Grace's metamour statement

Grace: no I totally get that I'm just not clear on why I wasn't part of this discussion

[penny-anna]

Rocky: Rocky Grace queerplatonic relationship statement

Grace: ok now you're just making up words

*shortly*

Grace, looking up the definition: oh.

[penny-anna]

*still later*

Grace, several encylopedia pages on human sexuality deep: huh

Rocky: what's wrong question?

Grace: I just realised why none of my relationships on earth ever worked out

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Weekend realization: President Obama’s first election was closer to the dissolution of the Soviet Union than to the present

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Later they go out for a superposition of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

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