v cosmix stuff v

heres sum stuff

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christmas hi

[bakwaaas]

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

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im still alive btw

ans i made fried rice

(i also made it yesterday but it sucked and this is way better)

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lwk im a lil fucked up rn need me a large dr pibb god DAYMN

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i dropped my phone on the stairs and picked it up and yay’d cause it wasnt cracked and the people behind me cheered this just MIGHT possibly be a good day

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calculator asked to use my location and i said “only while using app”

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from now on i will primarily refer to flamethrowers as fire establishers

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yk maybe if i draw myself as a cute shy pastel gothgirl the voices will stop..

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also im not dead btw forgot to say

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forgot to tell you guys like 4 months ago but i met a mf who knows femtanyl (this is the peak human experience)

[catchymemes]

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ngl i was gonna post smth about staying up late but like this kinda does it for me

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week 2 of school and im down 2 pens

1, ink used and cap disfigured

2, lost

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me chasing people down the street after getting monkeypox

[thememedaddy]

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just flew from america to florida

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SPOILERS FOR NETFLIX MOVIE NIMONA

bro i made a gay joke around the middle of the movie and i was right, it was absolutely hilarious

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skinwakers are just bipedal constantly angry deers