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Cosmo: I have poop stuck on my butt.

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corporation-cats

my handsome little guy Leo 💕

I'm exposed...

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Cat Owner issue #1

Every time I don't see my cat for a few minutes... I think he is dead.

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Cosmo: Look at me, technology is stupid.

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How cats would gossip if they could...

Cosmo: Did you hear about Snowball? I heard she had an overdose on catnip.

Fluffy: Not only that, but Snowball hangs out with stray cats?!? She's a Persian for goodness sake.

#cosmoandme #cosmo #crazy #boredom #gossip #cute #cat #snowball #stray #aristocats #idk #catnip #ihavetoomuchfreetime

Conversations with my cat

me: I should probably be productive right?

Cosmo: Meow.

me: I think I'll clean up the house in an hour.

Cosmo: ....

me: Half an hour?

Cosmo: *walks away*

me: ...Am I that pathetic? I guess I could clean.

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If cats could talk..

Me: You're such a cutie! Yes, you are! You are my little cuddly muffin, Cosmo. I love you so so much.

Cosmo: Fuck this clingy shit, I'm out.

*runs away*

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What's the point of a relationship...? I have a cat.

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Me: *eats spaghetti*

Cosmo: *cries*

Me: What? Oh, your food bowl is probably empty. *fills food bowl*

Cosmo: .... *tips kibble over*

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Cosmo: Children terrify me.

#cat #cosmo #fear #cosmoandme

How Cosmo gets food.

3:00 AM

Cosmo: “MEOWWW, MEOOOW, MEOWWWWWWW, MEOWWWowOWWOOW.”

Translation: “I NEED FOOD, YOU’RE KILLING ME, I HATE YOU, WHY YOU STARVE ME? YOU LOWLY CREATURE. HOW DARE YOU DEPRIVE ME OF FOOD, YOU ARE MY SERVANT.”

*gives food*

Cosmo: “meow.”

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Cosmo, I love you.

Cosmo: ....

#lonely #cats #cosmo #awkward #silence

Cosmo likes to sleep on my pile of dirty clothes.

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