Peachy

Avid gamer and shitposter. Follow for reblogs of memes.

[cosplayer-to-be]

DM to the group after our monk ooc suggested a bad decision.

There is no alignment that is chaotic stupid. *glares at monk*

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[pepperandpals]

Maybe this is what you came for

Lightening strikes every time she moves

Everybody’s watching her

And she’s looking at yoooouuu

YouOooUuOOuuuOouuuoooooo

[isitkurtain]

Meet Cindy the Money Bird. Reblog in the next 30 seconds and all your money dreams will come true.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

[mettic]

wrong

[sovietsofficial]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[halles-comet]

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.

Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.

It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 

Regular customers included:

A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject

A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”

An actual group of Neo-Nazis

An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)

Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time

A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”

I have more these are just off the top of my head

[halles-comet]

I can’t believe I forgot

two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not

I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

[k-eke]

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[pr1nceshawn]

Don’t let go…

[the-guro-queen]

this is not okay

[kiyoshilia]

Day 5 Septicart - Puppet with no strings attached. Its ya boi, Anti!

[cosplayer-to-be]

Nat 20 Shenanigains

DM: If you roll a Nat 20 you'll see a guy masturbating in the corner. Player: *ROLLS NAT 20* DM: God damnit! I was joking!!!!! @macannonn

[coniaii-blog]

Ghost boy 

[mashable]

[vcmiting]

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

[cosplayer-to-be]

They're like a little kangaroo 😍😍😍

[sirlsplayland]

Oh noooo gravity is increasing 

I’m bored and I honestly thought it would be cute to make this.

[macannonn]

@cosplayer-to-be

[iguanamouth]

lizsword

its good

[g0ds-favorite]

[cosplayer-to-be]

Me: *apart of this 'new generation'* Me: *wants to die because of this stupid shit*

[stickynutjuice]

[cosplayer-to-be]

This counts right

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[jesliey]

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

[cosplayer-to-be]

Omg I just spit out my milk while reading that ^^^^^ holy crap.... @macannonn