Hika Bika Boo?

Hi, I'm Jessie. Welcome to the place where I spend most of my life.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[my-dailydreams]

[niyarest]

[kosmogrl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[memewhore]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

[parkchanwoohoo]

[the-mystical]

nice argument you got there, one small issue. im pregnant and it's yours

[jammespotter]

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[cute-catts]

[drtanner]

He's more focused than I've ever been at work.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[connortron7]

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[supermodelcats]

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I ever get fired from a job I hope all my coworkers get together to eat a watermelon sculpture of my head

[chatblancofficial]

Derin what is this referencing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[fallenstarworkshop]

What the fuck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This company likes melon bars