i cant believe im back here

why do you want to know about me? you a cop?

[billfrancois]

Sunny and the Farmer

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[theblackparadeisdead]

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

[beardedmrbean]

This is good information to know.

I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.

[emma-d-klutz]

[mousegirlheart]

every time a trans woman stops starving herself and becomes fat instead an angel gets their wings

[relelvance]

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

[enba-and-luka]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[hellspawnmotel]

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[snoopywithmusic]

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

[featherk1ss]

i love pizzapants thank you toby fox for giving me 10 year old fuel

[birdbrain-embry]

Am I late to this meme

[ladylylla]

always bet on nicepants

[orionporion]

he hates this yaoi shit so much

(of course based on this dialogue)