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honestly I know enough has been said about those posts that end with the entire bus applauding someone, but like it’s just SO unbelievable?? in my experience if anything of note at all happens on public transport we all just kind of quietly look around at each other with this expression

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One day someone will be the last ever person to die of cancer.

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

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MET Gala 2017: After Parties photographed by Mehdi Lacoste

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it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

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putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

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Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

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me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her

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You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all

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Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.

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You think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane?

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He def beat up some gorilla cheeks before Jane

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I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.