moonet

Hey I'm Courtney I'm 23 and I never fuckin learned how to read 🤙

[on-poetry]

“It is June. I am used to being a certain kind of alone.“

“The Black Saint & The Sinner Lady & The Dead & The Truth“ by Morgan Parker, in Harper’s Magazine

[atreides]

“You hold an absence at your center, as if it were a life.”

— Richard Brostoff, from “Grief,” A Few Forms of Love (Finishing LIne Press, 2012)(via soracities)

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[closedooropenwindow-deactivated]

Book on teaching poetry to children😭😭

[selenaigomez]

SELENA GOMEZ → ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021—)

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[prettypinkdork]

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

[falsedetective]

yep. happy 100th anniversary to this vibe

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

people like op are the ones that get memorialized in folk tales for outwitting the devil

[egberts]

the princess that could feel that pea through all of those mattresses was autistic

[chaoticnutcase]

Marbre de jeune fille, Musée de Rennes, France

[griefphemerate]

She lorem on my ipsum til I dolor

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

John Lennon's ass crack reaching up to the lumbar region of his spine is proof that British people are drawn by hand and not birthed

[feralhysteria]

people really just see something on the internet and believe it

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I'd like to apologize for my failure to thoroughly research and verify the length of John Lennon's deceased ass crack before posting. It was a huge oversight on my part and my followers deserve better.

[lilaccccc]

dont let them hide the truth

[falklore]

Taylor Swift songs as banned tags

the last one was inspired by her 

[wemustneverstopdreaming]