i’ve moved !
hey !! this is k !! back at again and being super annoying. i’ve moved all of my active muses to this blog: my new multi !!
i have a small assortment of canon and original muses - like/reblog if you’d like to interact !! <3

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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

oozey mess
ojovivo

Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
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@couchcows
i’ve moved !
hey !! this is k !! back at again and being super annoying. i’ve moved all of my active muses to this blog: my new multi !!
i have a small assortment of canon and original muses - like/reblog if you’d like to interact !! <3
i’ve moved !
hey !! this is k !! back at again and being super annoying. i’ve moved all of my active muses to this blog: my new multi !!
i have a small assortment of canon and original muses - like/reblog if you’d like to interact !! <3
@starsgone s.c.
❛ i’m nervous too, but if everybody just follows their fuckin’ INSTRUCTIONS… ❜
he’s staring to sound like brett, and he isn’t quite sure if he cares for that.
I HAVE SIX FUCKING BULLETS —— i should use them on your goddamn ass !! 🐮🔪
--STARTER CALL !
callout post for
@couchcows, i never thought i’d have to do this to my longtime friend it just goes to show not everyone is who they sagy they are
HERE’S THE GOOGLE DOC
@lamoures / @illmortalhd is a dirty heathen pass it on
BAD FANFICTION SENTENCE STARTERS quotes taken from various fics i’ve read over the past week or two.
❛ i don’t have what you can call a ‘perfect life’. ❜ ❛ i, like always, didn’t get a lot of sleep. ❜ ❛ i already knew that, you dip. ❜ ❛ people here don’t really like me. ❜ ❛ if you don’t eat, you’ll die. ❜ ❛ you’re okay with dying? ❜ ❛ i love that name, it’s very unique. ❜ ❛ what’s with the confused face? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to make sure you didn’t get mugged. ❜ ❛ i just couldn’t wait to see your beautiful face. ❜ ❛ if they say anything mean, i will beat their asses. ❜ ❛ yeah, who am i? ❜ ❛ i ran over to them and punched their stupid face. ❜ ❛ be nice to her, she’s new. ❜ ❛ i overheard you mumbling to yourself. ❜ ❛ you know you’ve been in this room for about an hour? ❜ ❛ i don’t know what came over me, i guess that’s just my soft side. ❜ ❛ i got dinner from steak n shake. ❜ ❛ WAKE UP! MEET MY GIRLFRIEND! ❜ ❛ i finally get a girl i really like, and she runs away from me. ❜ ❛ they’re… tied up somewhere in a nearby walmart. ❜ ❛ alright you goon. gosh. ❜ ❛ the handwriting, the drawing, the poor choice of words; it’s [name]. ❜ ❛ GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND! ❜ ❛ i found some night goggles. ❜ ❛ they beat up my girlfriend. ❜ ❛ you can just go die. ❜ ❛ hey, fuck face, stop. ❜ ❛ he looked at me with a smile that could cause a heart attack. ❜ ❛ haha! you got PRANKED bitch! ❜ ❛ it’s not my fucking fault technology sucks. ❜ ❛ i almost threw up this morning from the fear. ❜
I’M RIGHT BESIDE YOU / JUST NEED TO FIND YOU multimuse penned by kit / #intoungues / est. 5/5/18
* WAIT NO ! NO WAIT ! WAIT ! WAIT !
* WAIT A MINUTE !! WAIT !!
by k.
🐮🔪 // BONNIE.
❝ we’ll have to see about that later , then . ❞ TEMPTING MEN is a second nature to her , but there’s something that sets her just a little bit off from a genuine intention —— like a succubus that walks in the daytime . to his smile , she dares to broaden her own , with cotton candy lips that flourish over silk - skin .
❝ it’s hot out , especially with you around , but i’m a bit boring , so i’ll probably get vanilla . ❞
❛ better be careful, i’ll hold you to that shit. ❜
he points at her, brow raised to prove he’s that much more serious. he’ll drop it then, though the thought sits at the back of his mind. it’ll LINGER there for god only knows how long. a smirk cracks his facade, and he shrugs one shoulder.
❛ oh yeah ? -- i wouldn’t call that boring, vanilla’s good. CLASSIC. probably’ll help you cool down, since i don’t plan on goin’ anywhere yet. ❜
🐮🔪 // JULIE.
❝ I GOTCHA, playin’ it safe && shit. i couldn’t imagine life without you either. i’m a sucker for the gay shit. i’d inject it into my bloodstream, if i could. all my love && affection ? open for the taking. sending it your way, baby ! ❞
exaggeration is almost a key when it comes to julie’s words, though her expression does carry a certain seriousness && genuineness to what she says. she watches his movements as though they’d speak more than his words && they do, in a way. ❝ look, i don’t care what breed, all dogs are literally perfect in every way, shape, && form… you sure you wanna spend the money on buying me a new dog ? i’m not complaining, or anything, it’s just… a big commitment moneywise. especially if you’re talkin’ purebreds. ❞ she’ll rise from her spot next to him && gather pepe’s leash in her hand, to which he also perks up && trots to her side, per routine. ❝ we should hit a shelter !!!!! i don’t have the energy to fuck with breeders. some of them are nice && some of them are assholes, && i don’t want to take that chance… do you have mommy issues ? maybe darlene can be your milf cougar mama. a match made in heaven ? i think YES. ❞
❛ my blood consists of ONLY the gay shit. which is why i have to avoid it. i’ll die. fuckin’ OVERDOSE on the gay shit. ❜
he finds himself patting his legs, some beat that’s off and changes every few pats. something to keep his hands busy while she speaks, and he ends up shrugging.
❛ it’s not crazy. you’re not asking me for, like, a fuckin’ car. i can afford a dog. purebreds are a couple thousand, i think. my friend has some. either way i don’t mind doing it. ❜
he stands to follow her, hands shoved into his pockets when he’s on his feet. there’s a pause, as if he needs her to lead the way ahead, but realizes HE’S the one that’ll need to do so. he smiles just a little, her excitement contagious. he only takes few steps before that smile is twisted into some amused but awkward GRIMACE.
❛ uh -- i mean, is darlene HOT ? unless she’s hot, i don’t really.. fuckin’.. yeah, no. anybody named darlene probably isn’t milf material, dude. i don’t have mommy issues. ❜
( yes he does. )
gay old time
it’s k back at it again with an old classic oc, MIMI SONG !
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“ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” fro aleks
kissy bois // @lamoures
he actually DOES, albeit stupidly, leaning back in his chair afterward.
❛ good luck for what, though ? ❜
“ you’re a terrible kisser. ” for james !!!!! i love novahd daddy
kissy bois // @illmortalhd
❛ oh yeah ? you’re the FIRST person i’ve heard complain, so i think that makes your argument invalid, my friend. admit it - i’m the best kisser ever, dude. ❜
kissy sentence starters.
“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”