❝ I GOTCHA, playin’ it safe && shit. i couldn’t imagine life without you
either. i’m a sucker for the gay shit. i’d inject it into my bloodstream, if i could.
all my love && affection ? open for the taking. sending it your way, baby ! ❞
exaggeration is almost a key when it comes to julie’s words, though her expression
does carry a certain seriousness && genuineness to what she says. she watches
his movements as though they’d speak more than his words && they do, in a way.
❝ look, i don’t care what breed, all dogs are literally perfect in every way,
shape, && form… you sure you wanna spend the money on buying me a
new dog ? i’m not complaining, or anything, it’s just… a big commitment
moneywise. especially if you’re talkin’ purebreds. ❞
she’ll rise from her spot next to him && gather pepe’s leash in her hand, to which he
also perks up && trots to her side, per routine.
❝ we should hit a shelter !!!!! i don’t have the energy to fuck with breeders.
some of them are nice && some of them are assholes, && i don’t want to take
that chance… do you have mommy issues ? maybe darlene can be your
milf cougar mama. a match made in heaven ? i think YES. ❞
❛ my blood consists of ONLY the gay shit. which is why i have to avoid it. i’ll die.
fuckin’ OVERDOSE on the gay shit. ❜
he finds himself patting his legs, some beat that’s
off and changes every few pats. something to keep
his hands busy while she speaks, and he ends up
shrugging.
❛ it’s not crazy. you’re not asking me for, like, a fuckin’ car. i can afford a dog. purebreds
are a couple thousand, i think. my friend has some. either way i don’t mind doing it. ❜
he stands to follow her, hands shoved into his
pockets when he’s on his feet. there’s a pause,
as if he needs her to lead the way ahead, but
realizes HE’S the one that’ll need to do so. he
smiles just a little, her excitement contagious.
he only takes few steps before that smile is
twisted into some amused but awkward GRIMACE.
❛ uh -- i mean, is darlene HOT ? unless she’s hot, i don’t really.. fuckin’.. yeah, no.
anybody named darlene probably isn’t milf material, dude. i don’t have mommy issues. ❜
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