Hannah Blecter

25. Northern California. Phlebotomist, cynic and a dear heart. My grandma calls me HB, but Bear works too. Also I am pretty tall.

[infpisme]

infp problems

[cougarswithteets]

I an not okay.

[cougarswithteets]

Therapist: you need to call me when your symptoms start acting up

Me: I ain't no snitch

[cougarswithteets]

Hannahs new stripper name: V. Esspreshaunn (ESS-pres-shon). @slutzville @boozeandbroadsslutzville @riots-and-romance @haleyroset

[roachswallower]

can someone edit this into a gif in a pit

[turntechgnostalgia-deactivated2]

toe beans

reblog if you agree

[boozeandbroadsslutzville]

@cougarswithteets

[vaxieon]

[bonusocean-blog]

Best Quality: His wiggles

[boozeandbroadsslutzville]

@cougarswithteets this could be your next dog!

[these-memories-cant-replace]

[boozeandbroadsslutzville]

cougarswithteets face!!!!

[cougarswithteets]

boozeandbroadsslutzville We fucking hate face.

[cougarswithteets]

[crimnatic]

[boozeandbroadsslutzville]

cougarswithteets

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[riots-and-romance]

slutzville boozeandbroadsslutzville cougarswithteets

[cougarswithteets]

I just freaked out and thought a big piece of my skin on my outer thigh was flaking off. I didn't have my glasses on. As it turns out I just sat on some cookie dough I was eating in bed.

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[thelannistersroar-deactivated20]

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

[kind-cult]

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

[swayingdaysies]

I’m my own best friend and I’m fucking gorgeous

[riots-and-romance]

cougarswithteets, boozeandbroadsslutzville, and slutzville

[cougarswithteets]

riots-and-romance YA BIG DUMMY. I MISS YOU STUPID FACE.

[flash-art-by-quyen-dinh]

[cougarswithteets]

I love that my best friends love my puppy as much as I do.

[cougarswithteets]

To the best friend of mine that I listened to. I knew I could do better. I should have known you couldn't do better. I am over him but not over your shit personality. I hope your FSH levels elevate and you grow an eighties porn stache. Fuck you, you pompous waste of friendship. So... glad I got that off my chest.