dumbass

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[feluka]

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[juneflowerautumn]

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[cazavampiros]

Stupid Love (Real Housewives Edition)

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

[gaelgarcia]

Dancing is for people who are free.

JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[rozcoe-deactivated20220420]

*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*

[hoenanlynch-moved-deactivated20]

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[champagnemanagement]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

What I say: I'm interested in Real Housewives as a metacommentary on class and gender in America, because of my interest in consciously constructed and performed identities, and the blurring divide between public and private life.

What I mean: as long as I can hear the rich ladies fighting, I can't think any of the Bad Thoughts.

[beingharsh]

when sufjan stevens said "it's a little-known fact that I can't cope, I’m the champion of repression" and fiona apple said "I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, tears calcified in my tummy" and orville peck said "some say I should learn to cry, but I only learned how to fight" and mitski said "I'm not happy or sad, just up or down and always bad"

[givemearmstopraywith]

[whycantwegivellove]

why is the onion the most truthful news source