welcome

this is my goblin blog hi i post memes and shiny things

[siickangel]

i feel too much or nothing at all // from my journal

[odonianpoet]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[couldbegoblin]

HEY ITS BEEN A WHILE

IM BACK BITCHES

i’m BACK and SAD and COMSTANTLY LISTENING TO HOZIER

so please enjoy the photos i took on today’s walk

[thesarcasticpuffin]

Rain pants really give you an unreal amount of power.

Oh, there is w a t e r on this bench….It doesn’t matter!!!

Oh no the grass is w e t….no worries!!!

Aww man r a i n…..it’s fun!!!

my rain pants are keeping me dry and t o a s t y 

[couldbegoblin]

extra fun when they’re bright colours

[thecorefather]

I live in the city, how do I get my goblin on? can I be a city goblin? does it translate> help

definitely depends on what you’re into but here’s some recommendations:

- make some art (collages are great especially if you’re like me and Not the greatest artist)

- digital hoards (photography, pokemon, music, etc.)

- go exploring! cities have a lot to do and some really cool places that you might not about (and experiences are great to collect)

- houseplants

- jewelry (making bracelets is 10/10)

- whatever clothes give you goblin vibes (thrift stores are great for this)

- thrift stores in general usually have trinkets and books and such

- makeup if you’re a makeup person

[frogwitgun]

Finally I can be a goblin without fun stick and rock.

[allamericanliminalroadtrip]

Parks are really good too! Even trees can offer little treasures! Plus, if you so choose, dumpster diving can get you a plethora of lovely treasures!

[frogwitgun]

this is slowly leading from a goblin into being homeless and I am here for it.

[allamericanliminalroadtrip]

Capitalism has made dumpster diving and retrieving completely viable and useful objects from the trash “uncivilized” and goblincore can and should reverse that narrative

[thecorefather]

T h i s. Working in the food industry and knowing people that have worked elsewhere really shows how much gets wasted.

[couldbegoblin]

also if ur city has geocaching !! it’s very fun !!!

[couldbegoblin]

one of my fav goblin pastimes: painting my nails sparkly colours while listening to cosmo sheldrake at 3am

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[couldbegoblin]

! adventure time !

[couldbegoblin]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* h o m e *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[couldbegoblin]

it led here! i found alive ocean babies

shells are just the ocean version of bones so i now have more for the collection :}

[couldbegoblin]

can’t wait to see where this leads

[couldbegoblin]

there’s so many crows i think they’ve come to bring me home and raise me as their own

[aerthemis]

i’m a simpel man, i see moss i go touch

[cider-goblin]

Blease,.,,.plant more trees

Pros:

Benefits you and planet earth.

Seeing something grow and thrive under your care is a rewarding experience.

They make for the best silent companions! They are always there, no matter what season!! Even when you cut them down to a stump they still make for a great resting place/a home for mushrooms,moss and bugs.

Anyone can do it! Even people who are able to kill a cactus by looking in its general direction! I'm not a plant person myself and I managed to raise at least one tree!

As stated above will give you great stability in your life because it will not just dissapear one day. It will most likely last your whole life.

They will ask for nothing more than a bit of sunshine and water. No excessive care, expensive housing or making appointments with doctors for them ever!

You may not believe me as a non-tree planter but you can and will remember and care for every single tree you plant. Unless you plant 100 trees a day, you will form a sort of friendship with your tree :)

Cons:

If they somehow die because somebody else cut them down (or something along those lines) it will break your heart. This is perfectly normal because that tree was something you carefully cultivated its whole life.

???

Literally none.

[couldbegoblin]

watching pride from within the trees