alix’s shitposting @councilofdickelders - Tumblr Blog

hooooly shit why can’t people just have a normal fucking conversation on this god forsaken website

despite my username literally having the word “dick” in it, that is NOT an invitation for you to try to have a sexual conversation with me almost immediately after initial introductions

#like come on #i’m not here to get you off

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

vanguard

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

vanguard

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

sailermoon

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

sailermoon

but then who would i be

i have not experienced heartbreak like this in so long. what am i supposed to do with myself? how am i expected to move on like nothing happened? like it didn’t matter?

like i didn’t matter.

#digital diary

fairycosmos

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

fuck-customers

ceruleanheaven

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

meangirlnurse

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

meangirlnurse

i’m glad no one made any unpleasant comments on this post that might distract from the message because that would really suck

koloocheh

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

roadhogsbigbelly

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

json-derulo

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.