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Why won't Craig date anyone?

❛ i’m in a serious relationship with suicide. ❜

#anon.#pfahahbahaha #☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )

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They took my fuckong teth

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Not all of them.

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im glad my anesthetic-induced hot take on wisdom teeth removal resonated with you guys

#☆┊ᶦ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇʸ ᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʳᵒᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ❜ ( musings. )#if this isn't the most craig thing i ever saw

❛ siri; search up norwegian cabin houses with grass roofs for me. i gotta see that shit with my own eyes. ❜

#☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )#fun facts about norway:#1. we have a place called hell #2. there is currently a poll going on about what to name a new region we have here #and 'mordor' is in the lead #so ya #bless my country

someone: i like you craig: anyways

#i'm laughing #he don't care #he actually don't care #like MY craig is a first grade heartbreaker cause he aint datin anyone #so he just turns everyone down #with a shrug #☆┊ᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᵃᵛᵃᶜᵃᵈᵒ⋅ ❜ ( ooc. )

shoujomanga

#☆┊ᶦᶰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶦˢ ᶠᶫᵃˢʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶦᵍᶰˢ⋅ ❜ ( image. )#☆┊ᶦ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇʸ ᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʳᵒᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ❜ ( musings. )#honestly.

cupcaketweek:

you die you fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….. after you text me!!!!!!! which you still havent done!!!!!!!!!!!!

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssip.

#cupcaketweek #☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )

FIGHT ME.

🙄 drama queen

emojis are cancer die

#cupcaketweek #craig voice: it's ya boiiii eeeeehhh suicidal #☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )

cupcaketweek replied to your post: pulls up to the mcdonald’s drive-in...

do u want fries with that

i want it extra sprinkled with rat poison thanks x

#cupcaketweek #HAHAHHA

❛ nah, dude. i’ll use whatever slur i want whenever i want, fuck off, cunt. vore president washington. ❜

#☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )#do u ever wonder how stupid people can get #cause #literally #using a word #A WORD #A SOUND FROM YOUR MOUTH #DOESN'T HAVE A SECRET MEANING LIKE 'WHORES SUCK LMAO LOSERS'#ITS A WORD #A FUCKING. WORD.#DON'T BE RETARDED

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ayo. ava is back at it again with a blog and this time i lowkey return to the sp fandom with a independent, selective and SEMI-ACTIVE blog for craig tucker. feel free to spread this and help me get a lil bit of interaction.

#what the fuck promo me

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#☆┊ᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᵃᵛᵃᶜᵃᵈᵒ⋅ ❜ ( ooc. )#☆┊ᶦᶰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶦˢ ᶠᶫᵃˢʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶦᵍᶰˢ⋅ ❜ ( image. )

pulls up to the mcdonald’s drive-in speaker.

❛ i wanna fucking die. ❜

#☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )#same craig

pauldanodaily

#☆┊ᶦ ᶠᵉᵉᶫ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇʸ ᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʳᵒᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ❜ ( musings. )

yeah also headcanon, craig has like 3 guinea pigs now its saturn, neptun and black hole

why black hole?

cause black hole ate his iconic hat

#fuck u black hole.#☆┊ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵇᵉ⋅ ❜ ( headcanons. )

i live

#☆┊ᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᵃᵛᵃᶜᵃᵈᵒ⋅ ❜ ( ooc. )#oops #i ain't kiddin when i say semi-active #hello y'all new followers welcome to this trashy blog i'll probably not be here all the time #craig is more a. muse i go to when i feel like it

ASSHAT.

( he’s been wittingly plaguing the other’s camera angles for the better half of twenty minutes now. at first, though conceited, it was with the pure intention of it looking better ( as most things tend to when he’s involved ) but it soon warped into a perverse need to ruin somebody else’s good time. therefore, when he’s finally called out, it makes crow crack up immediately. )

❛ why should i? ’s free space– go somewhere else, muppet!! ❜ ( more laughter. this is as fun as any way to waste his afternoon. )

annoyance barely registers on his features. not only that, but it’s not like the douchebag of a photo-bomber will see it from that distance either way, and so craig’s usual empty look remains the same as he puts the device back into the small bag by his hip, adjusting the strap on his shoulder before zipping up his jacket properly. it’s too cold and too in-the-middle-of-the-day for this kind of shit.

and that’s why he takes the guy up on his offer and turns to walk elsewhere. he can try on the other side of the park... maybe he’ll get a nice picture of a squirrel instead of that rat guy.

#featherbraincd #☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )

@featherbraincd

the only thing he’s done since arriving in this city is going out to take pictures. school has been skipped for weeks now, and if he’s not taking pictures, he’s on the couch in his apartment with his three guinea pigs cuddled up with him, watching tv. with winter rolling in, there’s a lot of nice shots to be taken, and so he finds himself in central park where he can get some nice pictures of the lake when it’s half frozen.

however, as he tries to take one -- he spots someone in the shot that makes everything change. the vibe is off. the angle isn’t unique anymore. with narrowed eyes, he cups his hand around his mouth and calls out.

❛ get out of the shot, asshole!! ❜

#featherbraincd #☆┊ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ ᶦ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶫᵒˢᶦᶰᵍ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ⋅ ❜ ( ic. )

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