Take a sad song and make it better

Blaine Devon Anderson 16 candles • Junior • Thing 2 • Not Single Life's a little more complicated these days but I'm still doing the best I can.

[sexyprojectsmythe-deactivated20]

That sounds like a good idea. Keyword, sounds. Because I don’t think that could happen, not with those assholes on our backs. We’d get caught and  caged and shipped off again.

You just want an excuse to see me almost naked, don’t you, Anderson? ;)

[courageousblainers]

I don't know. I think if we could find a way to fake our identities, it might work. I miss being around normal people too. People who aren't waiting for one of us to get sick or other strange stuff. Maybe we find a big city with too many kids in a school to be noticed?

No. Of course not. :P it's not like I've seen you naked before or anything. I would never try to find an excuse to con you out of your clothes. ;)

[sexyprojectsmythe-deactivated20]

Would it sound too pathetic if I say I actually miss school? There’s just so much nature that a human can take. I feel like I’m two steps away from wearing a lion cloth and swing on a vine from tree to tree.

[courageousblainers]

Mama Lisa said we can go to school, if that's what we wanted to do. What do you think, 'Bastian? Senior year at a normal school again? Although the Tarzan impression might be too good to pass up.

[projectclarington]

F2F: [Curling up against Hunter's side, he props his chin on his shoulder, and raises his hand to trace his fingers across his cheek] Do you want kids someday? I know you said once that you didn't but were you serious about that?

Do I want kids? [Hunter asked, a small sigh surpassing his lips, as he felt the shorter male move to rest his chin against his shoulder. he’s own eyes soon slipping shut at the feel of the shorter males fingers tracing across his cheek.] When someone says children, I ultimately assume that marriage is on the cards to a women who makes my ears bleed but my Father approves off .. [He trailed off, a small sigh escaping his lips.]  but that doesn’t mean that I don’t still have the desire for my own family - half a dozen kids running around calling me dad, clinging to my legs, forcing me to braid their hair, play peekaboo, hide and seek, You name it, but i - i just don’t want my kids to hate me as much as much s i hate my own Father. [He admitted, as he tilted his head to the side facing the shorter male laying beside him.] What’s brought this on, shrimp? 

[courageousblainers]

[Stays quiet, listening to Hunter's voice as he speaks and keeps trailing his index finger over his skin, tracing the taller male's jawline. A happy smile curling the corners of his lips.] You're so cute, did you know that? You'd be even cuter when you talk about having rugrats crawling all over you doing daddy things like, braiding hair and playing games. [sighs and leans over to brush he lips across Hunter's cheek] You are not you're father. You will never be him and you learned from his mistakes. None of your kids could hate you. [burrows himself in closer to the larger body and hums lowly.] Ry/s pregnant and I'm happy for him. Worried... and scared because he's a boy... and only sixteen... and he has some problems sometimes but happy nonetheless. [buries his face against the older male's shoulder.] I'm also a bit bitter and jealous... not because I'm ready to have kids right now but because he can have them... and it's something I'll probably never have. It just makes me a little sad. Go ahead and tell me I'm being an emotional fool.

[notactuallyabee-blog]

[F2F - BLAINE]

[notactuallyabee-blog]

Maybe. I just— never expected anything like this to happen, I didn’t even know that it was possible. I…What will Bem and Nico think? I don’t want to lose them, but I’m not just going to give up this baby either. [Ryan relaxes against Blaine, sighing] I’m going to look so silly, and I dunno how I’m gonna still fit into my clothes. People will laugh at me when I’m almost due because I’m gonna get so big. [He leans back a bit, letting Blaine rub his hand over his stomach, and he leans into the touches, laying his hand over Blaine’s] I’m glad you’re not angry about it, at least. Even if I end up wanting crazy things? Like lettuce dipped in chocolate? [He giggles, leaning up to kiss his brother’s cheek] I hope they have my curls. I hope they have Jess’s eyes, though, she has beautiful eyes. I’m just…so scared. What if I’m not a good parent? [He looks up at Blaine] Do you ever wish to have a baby?

[courageousblainers]

Shh. Don't panic or get worked up, love. No one knew this was possible but it's happening. You need to take it easy to be safe. [Hugs Ryan tightly] I don't know about Nico but Bemmie and I have talked about things like this. He will probably be happy... Maybe. I know he wants a lot of kids someday. [Moves his free hand to his brother's hair and runs his fingers through his curls and the cups his face, resting their foreheads together] No matter what happens, you'll always have me and Dare. No one would expect you to give up the baby. [Nuzzles their noses together] You're going to be as big as a planet but you'll be a cute planet. You'll get to use your belly as a table and everything. I can sew, you know and so can Kurt. We can mend your pants and let them out when you get bigger. We'll also get you bigger sizes. But that's not until later. Don't worry so much. [Smiles brighter and turns his hand over to grab Ryan's, lacing their fingers together] Of course I'm not angry. I could never be angry with you or something like this. It's a blessing and something to be happy about. Of course! Even if you want spaghetti and maple syrup. Whatever you want I'll make for you. And when your feet get all swollen I'll rub them for you. [Chuckles, leaning into the kiss on his cheek. Rests his cheek against the top of his brother's head] That would be very beautiful. A baby with your hair and her eyes. Hey... [pulls back and cups Ryan's face between his hands again, gently craddling it and looking into his eyes] There is no one in this world who is more loving or kinder. You are literally everything that is good in the world. You're going to be a great parent, Ry. You'll love your baby and protect them with everything you have because that's who you are. [Leans forward and kisses his forehead] I did. I wanted a lot of children someday. At least four but six or more would be better. I wanted to have a big family but I don't think that would happen for me and I wouldn't put a child through what my life is like now. It wouldn't be fair but I'm so happy to be an uncle.

[notactuallyabee-blog]

[F2F - BLAINE]

[notactuallyabee-blog]

I just wanted to give Jess the chance to feel wanted and now I’m having her baby. [he sighed, shuffling forward and wrapping his arms around Blaine’s waist] It’s weird and squiggly and it’s gonna make me fat and bloated soon. I’m gonna waddle when I walk, Blaine! Do you know how weird I’ll look? [he was almost whining now, nuzzling up under Blaine’s chin] But at least people will touch my belly and say nice things. You could sing to the baby!

[courageousblainers]

It must be one of those.,.. things. Like how I get sick, I guess you guys can have babies? But it was sweet of you to do that for her and this is a good thing, love. [wraps his arms around Ryan's neck and holds him closer] You're going to be so cute when you get pudgy and round. You're going to look like you swallowed a watermelon and it will be so adorable to watch you waddle. I promise, you're not going to look weird. [Resting his chin on top of his brother's head, he smiles and pulls back just a bit to move his hand down to Ryan's tummy. Gently rubs circles over it.] That's my niece or nephew in there and they are going to be the most beautiful baby ever. I'm going to lay on your tummy and sing to it all the time. I'll cook too! Whatever you want to eat, I'll make for you. You're having a baby, love. Do you know what that means? A child that's going to have cute curls like yours and will call you daddy. They'll love your forever and be so happy to be alive because you made them. You made that precious little sea monkey all from scratch. You're a miracle creating a life inside of you right now. [rubs his thumb over his brother's stomach with a sad smile.] I'm so happy for you. 

[notactuallyabee-blog]

[F2F - BLAINE]

[notactuallyabee-blog]

How did this happen? It was one time. One broken condom and now I have some…thing inside me.

[courageousblainers]

It only takes one time, I guess. I don't know, Ry. This is new to me and so strange but don't say it like that. It's not a thing! It's a baby. A little tiny sea monkey right now that's going to grow into a cute baby.

[notactuallyabee-blog]

[F2F - BLAINE]

Oh god, oh god, oh god…

[courageousblainers]

Shh. Shh. It's okay, Ry. C'mere, love.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

Wolverine’s a softie. He can pretend to be all mean and grumpy, but get him around a bunch of kids and cats and he’s no more dangerous than a puppy.

[courageousblainers]

Which is pretty much you, to some degree. You have your moments in the right circumstances. Not saying you're not a total bad ass too but there are softer moments.

[projectclarington]

Private: You're a jerk. :P I don't want to share a room with you anyway.

private: 

A handsome jerk. You’re such a terrible liar. 

[projectclarington]

You’d think would be a jab to my feelings, but in all fairness it’s rather a pleasant compliment. I believe it’s you I was calling feminine, the only manly thing about you is what you’re packing in those girl jeans you happen to wear. The apple isn’t too bad, that’s the best I’m getting out of you, isn’t it? He treated me like any other Father would treat their son, and yes on more than one occasion he made me feel inadequate, but that was his chosen method on raising me. Your parents were your parents, who forgot to tell you that you had two brothers, and that some day you were going to die from some disease they hidden from you, your entire life. And you chose your own home, and your own family. I didn’t forget to tell you anything, you were already aware of my Satan side. I most definitely can sacrifice you for my own needs. Because Sebastian tainted your soul. Who cares about the other souls, I’m allowed to play favorites I would love to see you attempt to punch me in the nose pipsqueak. I do not, it’s you who has those atrocious fantasies. I wouldn’t necessarily call whatever Ryan has a committed relationship, and like i said, as long as i have front row seats. That would be because it’s impossibly for that nose of yours to grow any larger. I do not, you’re such a liar. 

You have self control? right, so that’s why you dragged me of to a hotel and devoured my body entirely?

[courageousblainers]

I'd hope it's a big compliment to you because you're pretty lucky to have me. I'm joking. That was a joke. I'm not that narcissistic. Remind me again why do I love you, when you call me names like feminine pipsqueak? `You jealousy over my pants is showing again, stripper shirts. Did you want me to stroke your ego and tell you how great the apple is? I don't know, Hunt. I don't like him based on what you've told me. No one has the right to ever make you feel inadequate -- especially you. Not with how amazing you are but you're right it was his chosen method but it doesn't make it the best one. Yes, all those things are true but they're still my parents. They raised me, they loved me and they did the best they could. I will never claim they were perfect parents but they were still my parents and like I said, it could have always been worse. I'm grateful that they were at least decent people. You've met my brothers, I don't even think there was ever really a choice when it came to being family with them. They are impossible to not love. Same with Mama Lisa. But that's not the only thing I chose, I chose you too. I was aware that you're evil, I didn't know you were actually Satan. You're lucky that we're both guys and we can't have any anti-Christ babies. What needs would call for you sacrificing me?! Sebastian didn't taint anything on me. Are you saying I'm your favorite? Don't tempt me, Smaug. I'll make Kevin punch you in the face too. I do not have those fantasies! You're the pervert with a twin fetish. Hey now. Don't talk that way about Ryan's relationship. It's what makes him happy, so no one should judge that and they're all committed to each other. So you can have a front row to me screwing one of my brothers in your dreams. Says the guy with the big mouth? You do, though. You trapped me under your large body the other night and I thought I was going to die.

I'm not even going to apologize for that but over all I think I have excellent self control. A few sporadic incidents where I was hypnotized by your abs doesn't count.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

Arguably, Bruce had it under control until somebody tried to blow him up.

I think if I were on that hovercraft, everyone would’ve died.

[courageousblainers]

Funny thing is I never really thought of you as a Hulk type. Though you can easily go from zero to smash. You're always more of a Wolverine. You've got more control of your temper than you give yourself credit for.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

Well that’s my secret. My fuse is always about to blow.

[courageousblainers]

And that's what makes you so invaluable to the Avengers initiative, Bruce Banner. 

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

We’ll see how well he handles it. Boy’s got almost as short a fuse as I do.

[courageousblainers]

The difference is, I know how to defuse him if I have to.

[projectclarington]

Private: You're a jerk. :P I don't want to share a room with you anyway.

private: 

A handsome jerk. You’re such a terrible liar. 

[projectclarington]

That’s right, because the only masochist here would be you. You just wait until he meets my very feminine boyfriend. Clearly a very well put together tree, considering how astounding I am. I wouldn’t all it horrible, I would call it My father raising me. Your mother is just as bad as my Father, and from my understatement, We can in fact choose our family, just like you have with your brothers and every single person here. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, i was already thought to be Satan, but i would gladly sacrifice you to appease my own needs. What can i say, that pretty little face is hard to keep locked up. You love my stupid face pipsqueak. I don’t have fantasies about you screwing around with your brothers, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’d say no to it. Sop lying now, before you turn into Pinocchio. I most definitely do not.

I most definitely could resist you if i tried, but you most definitely wouldn’t be able to last very long.

[courageousblainers]

I'm in a relationship with you, of course I'm must be a masochist. Excuse you! Who are you calling feminine?! I'm manly as Hell. Even your dad would like me. I don't know about the tree, but the apple isn't too bad. I don't know but I don't like your father from what you've told me. I don't like the way he treated you or how he made you feel. My parents... Were my parents. There's not really much more I can say beyond that but they weren't horrible people. Mmm, sometimes I forget how smart you are and you're right. We can sometimes choose our own family. Just like we can choose our own home. Are you actually Satan and forgot to tell me? You can't sacrifice me for any needs. Nope. I am no lamb nor am I a virgin. All the other tortured souls are going to be so jealous. Maybe. Maybe I love your stupid face but I'll still punch you in your nose if you keep calling me short. You're pants are on fire, liar. You have little weird fantasies about Andersons screwing around. Too bad for you we are all in very committed relationships so that fantasy would never happen. No lying here. See my nose isn't growing. You're terrible at cuddling. Ry's better. You do too! Or you squish me.

Oh how little you know me. I have excellent self-control. I'd outlast you any day.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

You’re calling your boyfriend a bully? Throwing him under the bus?

[courageousblainers]

Yes. Yes, I am. He'll take one for the team.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

What can I say? Trust issues.

Uh huh. If you can provide evidence of it, I’ll believe it. But somehow I think it’ll be all three of you.

[courageousblainers]

Hunter's a bully, that's evidence enough. Ry and I would just be victims of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[projectclarington]

Private: You're a jerk. :P I don't want to share a room with you anyway.

private: 

A handsome jerk. You’re such a terrible liar. 

[projectclarington]

If i were one to be sadist, and did happen to find enjoyment in your family being dysfunctional,I would be on the first flight home to my very stern Father, who enjoyed telling me how much of a sin my homosexuality ways are, but nevertheless, I’m sure your bible basher of a Mother  is far more pleasant to be around. It’s almost a shame that Sebastian ruined those virgin bones of yours, but if i were you i would find immense comfort in the fact that while you’re tortured in hell, I’ll be there to keep you company on my throne of bones. I may even allow you out for a walk or two. You’ll punch me? how very threatening pipsqueak. I like it rather a lot when your pretty little mouth is otherwise occupied. I don’t have to be voyeuristic to find something rather erotic. I’m into sleeping with twins, why wouldn’t I be into watching them? We both know that’s the furthest from the truth, and you do actually enjoy cuddling with me more. I never try to kick you out of bed 

Yes, I’m threatening to withhold my boyfriend from sexy times. 

[courageousblainers]

I said sadist, not masochist. I don't expect you to want to go home to your father and have him lecture you on how gay is wrong. Though I am curious about the tree you fell off of. Besides the fact that he was horrible to you, when you didn't deserve it. My mother is my mother. You can't choose your family and they could have always been worse. I'm actually glad that my bones aren't very virginal and I'm safe from you trying to sacrifice me to appease Satan. Look at you being so kind as dark over lord, and take me for walks in Hell. How sweet. I might like your stupid face but I'll still punch it if you keep it up, Smaug. I'm so completely done with your twin fetish. I can't even look at you knowing your fantasies about watching me and my brother screwing around. Nope. You're a horrible cuddlier and too big. You try to kick me out of bed all the time.

You wouldn't be able to withhold anything. We both know you have no willpower or abilities to resist me.

[darius-rage-anderson-blog]

There are, but knowing you, Hunter, and Ryan, there’s going to be some epic paint fight and I’m going to have to throw one of you out the window.

[courageousblainers]

I would never! Such little trust.

but... if one starts it's all Hunter's fault. You can throw him out a window.