Courant de Conscience

"Blogging" from Queens, New York at 37 years of age. I’ve been on this damn site for 17 years and I am far too old for this now. IG: @andrewseth389

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My beloved options

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Not to be a dirty bitchy management-class type, but how on earth are law students showing up to internships not knowing how to use Word? Like no you can’t just use your personal Google Docs for legal work and then send me drafts as fucking pdfs??? Was I this bad????????

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Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

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I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

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As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

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I mean, look at that V shape

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🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL 🚨🚨 GAY 👬 SENATORS 🏛️ AND GRINDR 📱 USERS ⚔️💦!! It is a SAD 😭 day in Washington 🇺🇸 DC 🏛️ because our favorite 💅 closeted 🚪 Southern Belle 💃, LINDSEY 🏳️‍🌈 GRAHAM 🏳️‍🌈, has officially logged 🪵 off ❌ the great Grindr 📱 app 📲 in the sky 🌌👼!!!

That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!!

He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?!

Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

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so we’re just Not going to talk about how Lindsey Graham farted out his butt plug and prolapsed his anus and died from it, okay

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