Enemas rock!

Dedicated to santorum and other shit too

[diarrheic]

All these people calling themselves AI "Artists" but I'm an artist too! I paint toilets👍🤠

[diarrheic]

Renaming "prairie dogging" to poo gooning

[scowlywag-deactivated20140210]

Neil Patrick Harris has, undoubtedly, the foulest ass emissions I have ever smelled.

[peniscruncher]

scowlywag:

And, trust me, between the vet’s office and Free Again, I have smelled some pretty rank poop.  But this cat is a goddamn superhero.  The best part is when he crawls into your lap all loving and cute and just lets a big nasty silent one rip and then looks at you like he doesn’t know what he did.

DAMNIT, NEIL PATRICK, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID.  But I just can’t stay mad at this face.

This stinky, stinky face.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[diarrheic]

🥗🥬🥗🥬🥗🥬

💣💥💩💣💥💩

[peniscruncher]

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That’s right, the senator 🏛️ from South Carolina 🌴, who loved 💖 filibustering 🗣️ in the sheets 🛏️ more than on the Senate 🏛️ floor 🪵, has taken his final bussy 🍑 bump 💨!!

He was always searching 🔍 for that "discreet 🤫 bi 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 top 🔝" within 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ feet 🦶 of the Capitol 🏛️ building, but now his location 📍 is permanently UNAVAILABLE 🚫❌!! Who 🤷‍♂️ is going to host 🏠 the post-vote 🗳️ gangbangs 🍆💦 now?! Who is going to leave 5-star 🌟 reviews 📝 on the local 📍 twinks 👦?!

Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😻 Grindr 📱 hookups 🍆 or you’ll be stuck 🙅‍♂️ doing text 📲 banking 🏦 for the GOP 🐘!! Get 5 🖐️ back and you're a certified 📝 bussy 🍑 boss 👑! Get none ❌ back and your profile 👤 gets reported 🚩 for being fake 🎭 just like Lindsey’s 🤐 heterosexuality 🏳️‍🌈✨!!!

[diarrheic]

There should have been a Toy Story spin-off about Stinky Pete and his IBS journey

[iavenjqasdf]

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

[diarrheic]

Arguing gen AI is useful is like arguing that shitting in your hand is useful because you can sort of make a sculpture out of it. But that sculpture stinks and could be made out of something real and not stink.

[filmgifs]

TITANIC 1997 — dir. James Cameron

[xenopeach]

*logs in*

5 cringe posts in a row from Tumblr doms who never had sex in their lives

Alright. *logs out*

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[diarrheic]

[haierld]

Cock

[sodom-hussein]

a

[plasticbutthole]

doodle

[diarrheic]

doo

[segamascott]

[cheese-and-rice-x06]

hi what the fuck does this mean

[segamascott]

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[neighbourdan]

I'm looking forward to being 50+ on this app and coming across a post from some twink in Jersey reblogging my ho pics.

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[diarrheic]

There's a rumbeley in my bum-beley

[peniscruncher]

I bet there is

[sodom-hussein]

Me trying to keep track of which nsfw alt belongs to whom