reboard floormoved

[niceinchnails]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

[niceinchnails]

Brian

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[permetutotheworld]

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[anglaised]

[hoork]

45 minutes into The Odyssey I lean over to the person next to me and whisper “when is Mario supposed to show up”

[scramratz]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[duckydeathly-deactivated2017120]

Pokemon: The First Movie (1999)

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[gingik]

[dogpuppy]

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[moss-in-time]

let’s be cyanide with mama