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nick could you come pick up your batch so that kartchner stops trying to heistcam me for his tiktok stream or whatever
i was going to give it back!!! i only use my incredibly slippery hands for a) good and b) entertaining the masses
its for your own good my dude alums like an akita that can spit acid and fly
walkerdreamer99 replied to your post “al-uqdah replied to your post “nick could you come pick up your batch...”
it's been like 2 days em how was i to know you were under threat of base thievery
because if this were like 15 years ago youd be trying the exact same shit
al-uqdah replied to your post “nick could you come pick up your batch so that kartchner stops trying...”
Emery I am so sorry. I will speak with Cameron.
dont punish cameron for experiencing simple zest for life
im out to punish walker for neglecting his civic duty to come pick up his weed
nick could you come pick up your batch so that kartchner stops trying to heistcam me for his tiktok stream or whatever
hey fuck u thiren people come to this town for our shop too
Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Everybody knows we got the best bees in the busiess 8-)
smdh what a missed opportunity to say beesiness
small town just like me
Occupation: greenhouse/nursery owner
Friends: everyone
Acquaintances: all
Friendly rivals with/polite disdain for: no one em is chilling
How long has your kid had their own shop?: 7-8 years
Your kid’s favourite thing about their work?: raising tricky or non-native plants
Your kid’s favourite things to do around the small town?: eat ice cream, hang out at the park and sketch
How old do you want to be in this universe (no need to line up with the others!): old enough to be shitty about it to everyone
What’s your kid’s favourite food?: oreos
What’s your kid’s favourite weather?: springtime, light rain
If your kid had to have a booth at a farmer’s market, what would they sell?: froots and vemgtables and herbs
What does your kid’s shop look like (if they have one)?: bigass greenhouse with a sort of small curtained-off shopfront, outdoor garden beds all around
What does their home look like?: tiny three-room cottage off the back of the greenhouse
Live with anyone?: alum
What’s their Wholesome Small Town style?: they accept barter instead of payment and give small gifts (homemade teas or spice mixes or Remedies) when they visit and always send u away with a lil extra when you buy stuff from them
Any locations you want to ensure we have in the town? park, river, ye olde ice creame / candy shoppe
What’s the Magic Powers situation lookin like? Full powers, toned down, none, etc?: extremely handy with plants and animals, pointy ears and when u look at them sideways their limbs look a little too long? always seems to turn up when they’re needed most, always knows when you’re lying, can’t lie themself, has a pet dragon
Any desired backstory?: used to be homeless
Do we not have a local horse expert quite literally in the chat to solve this? Or is it about starting a ruckus?
it’s about tormenting nick
Nick doesnt like horses?
nick is FINE with horses, thank you, they just have human teeth
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Do we not have a local horse expert quite literally in the chat to solve this? Or is it about starting a ruckus?
it’s about tormenting nick
theres an adventure time episode about this
that’s almost universally true about anything
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Horses don’t have hands with which to brush their teeth.
can you fucking imagine. can you imagine. you expect the clip clop of hooves but theres just a soft patter and you look down and theres human hands at the end of their long spindly legs. can you fucking imagine.
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No they do not. They have horse teeth.
i forget what i was going to say because im just so horrified by his dental hygiene. ive made out with hockey players with better teeth than this.
hockey players don’t have poor dental hygiene, they just get their teeth knocked out constantly. plebian.
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Out of respect for the greatest shame of your childhood, I shall refrain from making a Twilight joke about how lovely it is to watch you sleep.
the only shame here is the global shame of the phenomenon those godforsaken wads of printed toilet paper caused. but thanks honey
i know for a FACT you’ve called those books classics before
