♤ GOODLUCK ♤

delusional elder zoomer woman of indiscriminatory tendency 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[tockthewatchdog]

Imagine a female democrat saying cutting carbs and sugar was so hard it would make her bomb paraguay. These guys would be moved to invent new misogynistic slurs

[fairycosmos]

it does annoy me that in the eyes of many a woman can’t just be some guy. they never give me some guy credit

[kosmogrl]

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

[brucespringsteencomments]

[fluffygif]

Fluffy sheep

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[c86]

Taken from The Crown Book of Colour & Design, 1970

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[council-of-beetroot]

People should use this text embellishment more

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[perriaeyjeve]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[xanaxfarts]

Robin Williams wearing Jean Paul Gaultier SS1996 (1996)

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[kim-hu]

potato.

[capacity2]

If I humiliate myself one more time maybe god will have mercy and reward me

[courtorderedpolycule]

underscores elevator music set….. why does everything she does itch my brain so fucking good i’m losing my mind

[thememedaddy]