[courtorderedpolycule]

i feel an ache

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[silky-selkie]

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[miamlsunshine]

[mevil]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[wisedreamdelusion]

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

[emiliefitch]

Joy Sullivan

[bruzum]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[lifein3001]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve just seen the craziest image

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[sluttynurse]

that's one woman every 4 minutes omg he should be killed