“No, a body of water. Yes, dumbass, a dead body.”
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“No, a body of water. Yes, dumbass, a dead body.”
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a 16 year old black girl named alajunaye davis was murdered by baltimore police. say her name!
weight loss spell !!
like to charge, reblog to cast
Lol I will try anything at this stage 😂😭
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL
This is the 10 Day Diet that includes a day of mono x
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.
No harm no foul I guess
Quick let’s bless each other to lose 3 pounds tomorrow 💜💜
You are blessed ✨✨
all-around self care masterlist
giant self care masterlist!
water, water, water
rule: drink 3 liters a day
benefits of water -
♥ clears up your skin!
♥ fills up your stomach!
♥ improves your digestion!
♥ alleviates headaches!
♥ overall, just helps your body extremely!
how to eat your water (some of my favs!) -
♥ pineapples are 87% water
♥ strawberries are 92% water
♥ zucchinis are 95% water
♥ cucumbers are 96% water
♥ watermelons are 92% water
♥ celery is 96% water
♥ apples are 84% water
♥ sucking on ice is also good!
here comes the tea rule: drink teas to curve appetites and get some benefits some great teas and their equally great properties - ♥ green tea, 0 calories (speeds up your metabolism and is delicious) ♥ chamomile tea, 2 calories (helps with cramps) ♥ hibiscus tea, 88 calories (lowers blood pressure and promotes relaxation) ♥ black tea, 2 calories (improves cardiovascular health) ♥ ginger tea, 9 calories (another metabolism booster and boosts immune health)
take ya vitamins rule: take your daily vitamins in the morning and at night some good vitamins for protection - ♥ calcium (when you aren’t getting enough in your diet, take some calcium pills to keep your bones strong and from being brittle) ♥ melatonin (if you have insomnia, like me, melatonin can help with falling asleep) ♥ iron (it’s easy to get this through red meat or green vegetables, but for vegetarians or people who get enough, iron vitamins are good to get the essential component of hemoglobin, which carries oxygen in red blood cells) ♥ fish oil (helps hair and nail growth) ♥ fiber (fiber helps your metabolism speed up and your digestion work better, a lot of people don’t get enough of fiber in their diet so it wouldn’t hurt to take some fiber vitamins) ♥ vitamin b-6/b-12 (another vitamin that speeds up the metabolism)
taste the rainbow rule: you can eat as much raw fruit and veggies as you want, but keep it colorful! the rainbow of foods - ♥ red: heart healthy, decreases blood pressure, helps cell renewal, skin protection ☺ one cup of bell peppers is 20 calories ☺ one cup of apples is 65 calories ☺ one cup of watermelon is 47 calories ☺ one cup of red onions are 67 calories ☺ one cup of tomatoes is 32 calories ☺ one cup of radishes is 18 calories ♥ orange: helps immune system, supports eyesight, antioxidants, heart healthy ☺ one cup of carrots is 50 calories ☺ one cup of pumpkin is 26 calories ☺ one cup of papaya is 98 calories ☺ one cup of oranges is 85 calories ☺ one cup of mango is 99 calories ♥ yellow: lowers cholesterol, helps joints and tissue, supports eyesight, helps skin ☺ one cup of corn 132 calories ☺ one cup of banana is 133 calories ☺ one cup of pineapple is 82 calories ♥ green: improves digestion, helps eyesight, immune system support, bone strength ☺ one cup of green beans is 31 calories ☺ one cup of asparagus is 27 calories ☺ one cup of zucchini is 17 calories ☺ one cup of cucumber is 16 calories ☺ one cup of broccoli is 34 calories ☺ one cup of celery is 20 calories ♥ indigo: helps blood flow, improves memory, anti-aging, helps urinary system ☺ one cup of eggplant is 20 calories ☺ one cup of grapes is 62 calories ☺ one cup of blueberries is 85 calories
ya nasty rule: shower/bathe everyday hygiene routine that’s under an hour* ♥ set the mood - 5 mins (start up some music, set out your tools, lay out some clothes) ♥ turn on the water - like 2 mins (make sure the water isn’t too hot, which can damage your hair and your skin, or too cold that’ll make it hard to do anything) ♥ wet your hair, shampoo, and rinse - 3 mins (you shouldn’t shampoo everyday because it’ll dry out your hair by over washing, so do it every other day) ♥ after rinsing, condition your hair and loosely tie it with a hair tie - 2 mins (you shouldn’t immediately rinse out the conditioner so then your hair takes in the full effect of it, and by tying it you can keep it from mixing with your body wash etc) ♥ take your loofah, or washcloth, put some body wash or soap, and exfoliate/wash your skin - 5 mins (exfoliating is important to clear away the dead skin that builds up, make sure you get every part of your body!! + if you have a vagina, please please please do not use and soaps to clean it because that can screw up it’s pH, causing yeast infections, so water and a washcloth will suffice) ♥ [optional] when you are fully rinsed, you can shave if you want - 5 to 10 mins (use conditioner as shaving cream because it softens the hair) ♥ now wash out the conditioner - 2 mins (be gentle, but make sure you run your fingers through your hair to detangle) ♥ turn off the shower and dry off - 10 mins (dry off every crack and nook of your body, and although it isn’t recommended, dry off your hair with the up-do way, or by patting it dry) ♥ moisturize! - 5 mins (use fragrance-free or gentle body lotion and moisturize your arms, legs, body etc. if you have boobs, do not neglect with safe lotion, chapped nipples are not fun! also, here you can self exam, or even when you were in the shower. my people with testis, self exam too! self examinations are key for a healthy life!) ♥ wash face - 2 mins (with a brush, use a gentle or prescribed facial wash and wash your face) ♥ [optional] face mask - 5 to 20 mins (i love face masks!!! i do two per week ad i should probably stop but its a nice way to self-pamper and are a lot of fun!) ♥ tone face - 1 min (with a cloth or pad, to your face to kill bacteria, i use witch hazel and it does wonders to your skin) ♥ while the toner dries, clean your ears or something else in your routine - 2 mins (i like to let my toner dry, so during that time i clean my ears, moisturize my lips, and apply my eyelash growth serum. i do this because my eyelashes were hella short and i’ve noticed a great change, also burts bees lip balm not only repairs your lips but plumps them!) ♥ apply moisturizer - 1 min (i use a gentle moisturizer, but i also use snail cream for my scars and whatnot, and also spray rose water because my skin gets extremely red and that calms it down. i also have rosacea soooo) ♥ get dressed - 2 mins (if it is nighttime, put some fluffy socks on! you have one life, enjoy it! get comfy!) ♥ gently brush your hair - 2 mins (combing is better, but don’t yank it!) ♥ nails nails nails - 3 mins (if you haven’t, push back your cuticles and apply some oil so then they don’t dry out, jojoba oil is the best btw) ♥ and you’re done! overall, it was around 47 minutes, but of course you can take longer *only if you want hehehe luxury bath for shitty days (okay so last year i was extremely into baths and i still fucking love them, but due to my anxiety, i’ve been having a shit time at taking baths. i know, this is extremely ridiculous, but i have anxiety about not seeing the water, but this is what i would do and it was hella relaxing!!) ♥ set the mood with some music, candles, the smell of the room (aromatherapy is extremely effective! if you smell something pleasing, it’ll affect your mood by sending relaxing signals to your brain, which controls everything. in fact, that works for your entire location. focus on the bathroom, dim the lights, turn on beyonce- the world can be a shit show outside, but the bathroom is your safe space for the next 30 minutes to an hour) ♥ when you run the water (make sure its the perfect temperature), put in your bubble bath, or bath bombs, or salts, but PLEASE be careful! once again, your vag’s pH could be extremely altered! yeast infections are not fun! ♥ optional, but sprinkle some flower petals on the surface of the water. it can be a hassle cleaning it out of the drain, but its another part of the mood. also, if you are like me and neeed something to do, set up a tablet or your phone in a safe space to play a movie or show as you relax. don’t forget a rolled-up washcloth to pad your head! ♥ sit there and soak up! spend sometime to yourself! you could even put a face mask on but it could be accidentally wash it off. ♥ when its time, start to drain the water, and then get up, close the curtain, and rinse off with the shower for like two minutes. this is so unwanted oils or stuff sticks to your skin. then, get out and dry off, and do the rest of the steps in the routine above! i hope you had a nice time! **i have so much more on this topic, so if you want some more, than tell me!
also, ill put an exercise and diet post if you want!
Just reblogging to visit it later lol
i want you to fuck me but i hate my body so that sucks
reblog if you need to lose 40 pounds (18kg) or more