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@covered-in-ovaries
You're alive?!
I know right?
I sent my bf a pic of my cat and his friend memes on her
Hello⊠Iâm still alive and my account is still here somehow.
This might sound weird but I just found your blog after a long tumblr hiatus, I used to follow you like five years ago and Iâm honestly very happy youâre still around on this.
damn... sorry it took so long to see this. I haven't been on here in ages tbh. Iâm more active on insta and twitter and even then i donât post much.Â
This is from âOld Gays Try Grindrâ and iâm dying
Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.
Customer: Is that good?
Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.
Exciting news out of Madison WisconsinâŠ
ITâS NAME IS FLOP
thatâs it, folks, weâve reached peak cute
MY FUCKING HEART
video description: a tiny, tubby orange and white kitten is rolling around on a patterned blanket. someone approaches him with an appropriately small brush and attempts to groom him, succeeding in brushing his side and tummy but then having to field his clumsy attempts at smacking the brush. he is so cute it is criminal.
What's the real thing the 3am text/creepy grandma at your door prompt is based on!?!? Please, I need details!!! đ
A friend got a text from an unknown number that said âdo NOT answer the doorâ during a sleepover, which was instantly followed by someone knocking at the door and an elderly woman calling out, asking if any of us had any honey to spare. Given the fact they lived up a crazy long driveway, surrounded by forest, and it was 3 am, it was pretty sus.
Our small group kind of freaked out, and naturally I was delighted.
It was at this point that I remembered we had gone shopping for sleepover provisions earlier in the day, and had mistakenly bought honey instead of syrup, and no one liked honey (there was much complaining). So I did a dash for the kitchen and snatched the honey, then rather gleefully bounded over to the door, much to my friends horror.
Sure enough, very old lady is standing at the door, looking like every grandma stereotype youâve ever heard of. I looked rather manic myself, with what my friends called, âThat freaky unhinged grin you do.â, and handed her the whole thing of honey, and told her she could have it.
She looked genuinely surprised and kind of straightened a bit, then got this glint in her eyes and started fighting a grin.Â
We stood there and bantered for a while as my friends freaked the fuck out inside, before she finally said goodbye, told me to âKeep making mischiefâ and then strode off down the drive with a walk that was very much at odds with her hunched âfeebleâ appearance from a few moments earlier.
None of my friends slept that night, and I took particular glee in making strange noises whenever they would start to calm down. I was always a little shit like that.
Never saw her again, but I was gifted a rather beaten looking metal (Brass maybe?) flute the next evening on the doorstep with a simple âThank youâ written on a leaf of all things. None of my friends wanted to go anywhere near it, and I still have it to this day.
@jaeebitch
This is the bitch Iâm talking about. Simple and banged up looking.
BruhâŠYou met a faerie.
@deliriumcrow
@normal-horoscopes
YOU ABSOLUTELY MET ONE OF THE GENTRY
THE FACT THAT THAT HAD THE BALLS TO ACTUALLY APPROACH THE THRESHOLD OF YOUR HOME IMPLIES A FAIRLY OLD OR HIGH RANKING ONE AS WELL
YOU HANDLED THE SITUATION PERFECTLY YOU DID THEM THEIR FAVOR WITH NO QUESTIONS OR IMPOLITENESS AND WITH UTTER SINCERITY YOU DIDNT GIVE THEM THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED AND THUS THEY WERE LEFT INDEBTED TO YOU
DONT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE FLUTE
Coraline (2009), dir. Henry Selick.
âThe âOâ in âWelcome homeâ on the cake has double loops in it. According to Graphology, the double looped lowercase o implies that the person writing it is a liar.â
Note: The âOâ in welcome doesnât have two loops, meaning she is welcome, but she is not home.
lil something to get you through the day
I canât believe tumblr is still a thing....
check out my gamer girl comedy videos
She sounds like the McElroyâs long lost sister
THE FUCKING LAUGH KILLED ME THO HOW DOES SHE SOUND LIKE SHEâS RELATED TO THE MCELROYS???