a little unsteady

20. kinda lame. obsessed with puppies.

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

boys complimenting me:

me: :// 

my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay: 

me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now 

[365daysinalife]

[the-memedaddy]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

[pukicho]

Sometimes people need to shut the fuck up and then sleep

[pukicho]

Sometimes it’s me

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[mvdrinv]

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[pruehalliwell]

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[byjove]

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

[mariodaymiller]

[loneliestgirl15]

People need to STOP looking at me

[latesummermoon]

Mood since I was 12 years old

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

dr. phil is such a stunt queen OMG i’m watching this episode from like 2003 and before the commercial break without prompt he was like : Do you have an email called anal*long beep*@*beep*.com ? and it jst showed the audience’s Like repulsed faces then he was like We’ll be right back.