Yeah, I know. The world would be easier if anyone could have a baby. But he’s nicer to you.
As tempting as that sounds, I don’t think I wanna have a baby. That’s only ‘cause he’s jealous of you, Ames.
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Yeah, I know. The world would be easier if anyone could have a baby. But he’s nicer to you.
As tempting as that sounds, I don’t think I wanna have a baby. That’s only ‘cause he’s jealous of you, Ames.
No, you’re strange. You should’ve been tied up to him.
We’re all strange. Ah, yeah, I doubt people would’ve approved of that.
Right. Yeah, that makes sense. I dunno, uh –– girls seem to be pretty into it, though.
True enough. Girls can be kinda sappy, though, so that makes sense.
No one. I just think it’s fucked.
Nobody starts out thinking love’s fucked. Unless they have divorced parents, or something- are yours divorced?
Relationships are strange. Penises are strange.
You’re strange, Ames.
Love is fucked.
That works, too. Who made you bitter?
You sound bitter.
Nah. I mean, a little bit, but I thought it was pointless while I was with Chester, too. Why single out one day for love if you’re supposed to love them every other day, too?
Yeah, I don’t get it. Just seems like an excuse to buy crap.
Capitalism’s strange.
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happy anniversary, essie!
Singling out one day for love seems kind of pointless if you’re supposed to love every other day, too.
“I’ll be working until about twelve or so, but it’s nice because I get to spend the rest of the day with Sam.”
“You two are still a thing?”
“Hi, baby girl! How’s ballet class today?”
“She’s cute.”
“If you bring up the bullshit holiday coming up, I will punch you in the throat.”
Join the club.
What do you get for someone who already has everything?
A threesome? I don’t know.
I’m really not good at this whole Valentine’s day thing.
Probably because it’s a sucky holiday.
Elena smiled back at his grin, her cheeks turning red as he recognized her name. “Yes, thanks for not saying what most people say”, she sighed. Being labeled as Damon’s ex bothered her, specially now that she was trying to fix her mistake. “You must be Marshall, right? You have no idea of how much it pleases me. It’s nice that more people can see the Damon I know. He’s not that psycho, deep down he has a soft heart, just don’t tell him I told you that. He enjoys his bad boy reputation”
“No problem.” He replies effortlessly, smiling as he recognizes her as well. “That’s me. Yeah, he can be an asshole, but I’m pretty sure he’d kick anybody’s ass that tries to hurt Amy- not that she couldn’t do it herself- so that makes him alright in my book.” He shrugs.