ace attorney but awesome

call me CD, any pronouns & agender lesbian current interests: Ace Attorney, Pokémon, Deltrarune

[cowboybeyonce]

He looks you in the eyes, his beautiful brown eyes meet yours.

He gives you a gentle smile before combing a hand through your hair.

He leans in close to your ear, his lips separate slowly before he opens his mouth and whispers in your ear:

“TÖRBJORN READY TO PARTY”

[cowboybeyonce]

I made this post before they put subtitles in OW so I legitimately thought this was one of his voice lines. I realize now he says "Torbjorn, ready to work".

I still play OW. I have literally no idea how I thought he said party.

[cowboybeyonce]

Miles Edgeworth says fuck regularly. Idc what y'all say. I just know when he stubs his toe or something he wouldn't say "GOOD HEAVENS" or some shit.

[cowboybeyonce]

Gumshoe sends this to his friends when they're upset

[cowboybeyonce]

Phoenix: fuck you

Miles: fuck you too

Priest: I now pronounce you, husband and husband!

Crowd: *cheering*

[cowboybeyonce]

Happy Unnecessary Feelings day to all the gay lawyers out there 💕

[cowboybeyonce]

Ace attorney cases are so fucking outrageous that I'm not even mad

The defendants like "Okay so I picked up the bloody knife and hid the body but I didn't kill the guy I was just break dancing or something when the murder happened"

Also the murderer is the fucking mailman who killed the guy by smashing a goddamn package on the victims head because of something normal people would talk through

[cowboybeyonce]

Maya, seeing Edgeworth at a café: wow! Even when he isn't in court he's still super focused and scary!

Wright: yeah, I wonder what goes through that guy's head...

Edgeworth, thinking: penis

[cowboybeyonce]

Miles Edgeworth the type of guy to go "mimimimimimi" when he sleep

[cowboybeyonce]

I genuinely thought the Overwatch fandom was in its grave but every single goddamn day I get a notification of people liking a goddamn post I made TWO YEARS AGO

[cowboybeyonce]

idk Luke Skywalker waiting for Din to reply to his messages like

[aclanofthree]

i simply think that putting din “i have enough pets” djarin and luke “there’s no such thing as too many pets” skywalker in one house is funny 

[cowboybeyonce]

Din is legit the guy who'd say he wouldn't like the dog/cat/whatever but then is bestfriends with the damn thing a week later

[cowboybeyonce]

Luke Skywalker be like

[aclanofthree]

luke: din i have to tell you something

din: what is it

luke: i... like men

din:

din: and?

luke: i- you're okay with that?

din: what do you mean? everyone likes men

luke: no but i like them romantically

din: yeah, doesn't everyone do that?

[cowboybeyonce]

Din: [expresses attraction towards men, thinking Cara relates]

Cara, a lesbian:

[deactivation-fee]

[cowboybeyonce]

@ everyone who followed me because of those Overwatch posts- thanks you guys are cool :)

[cowboybeyonce]

So, Chapter 16 of the Mandalorian

[filmarachnid]

I’m sorry but I was rewatching this scene and this was literally ALL I could think about

[cowboybeyonce]

I WAS THINKING THIS TOO OMG- ITS FUCKIN PERFECT DUDE

[tokoyumi]

Hi I love trans girl Iida and her girlfriend Ochako Uraraka ????

[cowboybeyonce]

i will now be thinking about this all day thank you op