fucking weatherspoons headcanons (incredibly cursed bnha roadman au)
BNHA -> No quirks (british edition)
Endeavour is head of police
Nobody knows where Touya went- (missing)
UA was once a highly respected military school but lost reputation + funding so it became a grammar school but not (entrance exams but after that basically a public school)
Pro hero teachers are normal teachers
All might (retired) was once a professional rugby player (had to retire due to being stabbed/shanked by all for one)
All for one was a violent ex-rugby player and despised all might and was kicked off his team
Todoroki refused to attend private school and instead goes to UA per his decision.
Rei (shotos mum) lives in a supported housing scheme (vulnerable woman)
LOV is actually a gang (touya joined after meeting shigaraki in the alley behind the fish shop)
LOV squat in shitty council houses
Toga isnt a serial killer-mentally unstable- Referred to CAHM’s (scam)
Parents kicked her out for being ‘bipolar’- couldn't deal with her behaviour- actually undiagnosed
Shigaraki was in and out the foster care system since age 3 (car crash) (his entire family but him died)
All for one fostered shigaraki for money (paid for fostering)
Todoroki meets izuku getting the bus from bedford to UA- stops todoroki from being mugged
Bakugou pays Deku to keep quiet about how much money his family has
Deku is the one people go to, to get intel on people (he’s that like able) (gets paid)
Uraraka is still poor and in council housing with universal credit
Deku is also in council housing (putnoe) and universal credit
Tokoyami and Jirou in a rock band and emos- drink cheap vodka and get hammered in a random field (they dont know where they are)
Iida is supplier, Sero is the delivery dude, tokoyami/jiro rotate in buying it (regular)
Everyone knows about the ordeal, but nobody cares
Denki’s parents workaholics, Denki is seemed to be the ‘life of a party’ but deep down is isolated and just wants someone to see the real him, and soon asks jirou to get him some weed who does (childhood friends)
Sero soon finds out and its how he gets into the bakusquad, and soon they find out about how he really feels.
Crimson riot is rugby player kirishima is obsessed with.
Ojiro and denki are like bestfriends when they meet at UA, Ojiro is denkis emotional support (usually denki playing with his hair because it’s soft)
Sero and todoroki begin with sero taking the piss out of todoroki (sarcastic joky way) Because he’s rich
Deku skips P.E (twice a week) in the Third toilet stall of the boys bathroom- to meet his clients (knock three times and payment upfront)
People are too afraid to tell a teacher about him, since he has dirt and secrets on everyone. (doesnt get bullied anymore because of it- however the teaches are onto someone about giving out info)
Deku finds this out and proceeds to write insults about himself on all the toilet stalls and pays uraraka to do it in the girls toilets- does have rules and wont give out information about their sexuality and gender, he has boundaries
Someone has a twitter thread talking shit about people from school- hagakure
Mineta tries to get nudes
Aizawa gets drunk at a weatherspoons, meets kirigiri who work at said weatherspoons the LOV hangout in the backroom (kirigiri is head bartender dude) aizawa then tells kirigiri about the shit going down at the school and knows deku leaks info.
Kirigiri tells shigaraki who then tells toga and asks her to get monomas help on learning more about deku, monama meets ayoyama then befriends monoma and they both slag off 1A.
Everyone knows All for one is part of gang activity and all might is tryna get evidence and working with the police.
Deku doesnt care about the business he just wants money
LOV approach Bakugou frist thinking he actually leaked out the stuff because people are afraid of him, bakugou says no and gets attacked. Bakugou tells deku they then have a fight in the tesco car park at 3 am. Deku then takes matters into his own hands and approaches the LOV, at wetherspoons and ends up joining the LOV
