Hey How's it going?

Aubrey, 26 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Lesbian 🏳️‍⚧️

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[deaths]

[estro-boi]

[mariacallous]

[mothcub]

My YA dystopia.

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[mollyjames]

Fiscal Responsibilities

[notahorseindisguise]

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[sonic-justice-real-for]

What is this blog fighting for in 2020?

For Vegeta’s mad cake.

- Mod Shadow

You look at this and tell me that this cake isn’t worth fighting for

- Mod Shadow

[sonic-justice-real-for]

Still fighting for that titanium dumpie in the year 2025 if anyone was curious.

- Mod Shadow

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[thedevilsrain]

every single translator: get his ass

[argumate]

Hungarian translator: I'm on it

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[qqchurch]