All the times I can think of (off the top of my head) that Taylor has explicitly laughed in the face of heteronormative marriage....
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All the times I can think of (off the top of my head) that Taylor has explicitly laughed in the face of heteronormative marriage....
Lyrics:
Music Videos:
And of course.....whatever the heck this was
https://www.tiktok.com/@4b.forever0/video/7659142045566586125
Very interesting. Thanks for sharing.
WHAT
Travis was definitely already planned in Midnights Era
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I cannot believe cowboy like me exists. I cannot believe she wrote a whole song about telling people what they want to hear for money. I cannot believe she refers to her pursuit of fame and fortune as the work of a bandit. A hustle. I can’t believe she refers to the love she gave to men she had dated in the past as swindling them. I can’t believe she wrote a whole song about a partnership that nobody will ever be able to prove was real or not and if they ever do she’ll be long gone with the money and all we will have left is the story in the songs. I cannot believe she referred to that partnership as a con. I cannot believe
it took eight albums for taylor swift to work up the nerve to say “fuck” yet i keep seeing the argument that “if taylor swift was gay, why wouldn’t she just come out?”. do you know who we are talking about right now?
her showing up in gold is like an epiphany
It’s giving gold rush✨🤭
andddd the articles are dropping all at the same time… this post will be a live thread of updates and articles ⛓️💥
All is forgiven, it seems
Nothing could have prepared me for this plot twist.
Kloss and Swift were nearly inseparable after they became friends in 2013, but seemingly had a falling out five years later.
elizabeth taylor…. do you think it’s forever?
twitter commentary: an ongoing thread 🧵
A lavender marriage announcement,
Officiated by Adam Sandler,
The official statement by Tree Paine starts by listing brands before spending half as many words on the actual ceremony,
And I’m supposed to take this seriously?
Taylor Swift known nerd and astrology follower planning her wedding in Madison Square garden on the anniversary of Rosetta Tharpe having her big staged pr marraige there and 7th anniversary of midsommar during one of the worst astrological times to get married during storm season in NYC in a stadium and its officiated by a comedian with no wedding parties and being filmed as a special and shes performing sounds like something a gaylor made up AND WE MADE JOKES BUT I DONT THINK ANY OF US EXPECTED THIS LEVEL OF CAMP.
me🌈me
in Miss Americana, taylor describes her vision of the ME! music video, and mentions that there will be a parade outside.
the visuals, she lists off to brendon, her collaborator, are all the things that make her her
including:
🏳️🌈gay pride🏳️🌈
and if youve watch the music video intently, you will be sure to have noted that these two men kissing one another, used as a representation of “gay pride” do in fact close in for a kiss:
in this way, this clip from Miss Americana connects the “parade” scene to “gay pride”
and at the parade taylor chants that, while there is no i in team, as echoed on the pavement,
there is a me.
a me on the team. hm.
what team?
and speaking of parade
what parade?
making that sign...
what sign?
what sign..?
a sign cancelling one of the things that makes:
would you tell me to go straight to hell
as the months and years go by it’s becoming INCREASINGLY CLEAR how FREAKIN RIDICULOUS it is that taylor walked out of sofi stadium with a glass of WHITE WINE on the night KARLIE ATTENDED ERAS TOUR merely two weeks postpartum and then on the VERY NEXT ALBUM we get a song with the lines “this happens once every few lifetimes these chemicals hit me like a white wine what if i told you im back the hospital was a drag worst sleep that i ever had i circled you on a map i haven’t come around in so long but im coming back to where i belong so when i touch down call the amateurs and cut em from the team ditch the clowns get the crown baby im the one to beat cause the sign on your heart said it’s still reserved for me honestly who are we to fight the alchemy?”
like???
so then i guess it’s kinda a little extra bit funny that some time after karlie having gone to tour, when taylor updated the eras tour intro, after adding ttpd to the eras tour set, she decided to represent the update with the line “what if i told you im back?” 😭
I think there will be a wedding and I think that's ok.
Here's the thing. There will be a wedding, because she has a little further to go before she sets this place aflame. I don't think they will get legally married, but I do think there will be a wedding.
Every move TS has made since 2022 has been about amassing power. Her re-record project both brought lapsed fans back into the fold and created millions and millions of new fans who were experiencing albums like Red and Fearless for the first time. The Eras tour gave fans a place to relive all the memories of her career, while also showing the world that she is THE most dominant force in the industry.
Just months after the tour ended, she announced that she now owns 100% of her art, a massive feat for anyone in the music industry, but especially someone with a catalog that expansive.
Tayvis brought her an entirely new demographic, too - the NFL demographic. And Tayvis has kept her not just her fanbase engaged and obsessed through all of it, but the whole world. Even people that hate her are obsessed with talking about the wedding.
Taylor has described writing IKI,IKY as "like coming home." It's a country song, a genre she has only briefly dipped her toes into since going fully pop on 1989. And she is flagging Debut as her next re-release. That re-release and the country vault tracks will bring her back into the center of country music, and I think Travis is a part of that. Sure, she went off and did the pop star thing, was single, partied with her girlfriends. But look at her now, settled down with a man and returning to the genre that expects women to do exactly that.
It's the final piece of power she's making a play for. She has the biggest and most loyal fandom in the world, and even people who hate her are obsessed with talking about her. After she "marries" Travis, after she re-releases Debut, she will truly have all eyes on her.
And that is when she will light the fuse that blows it all up.
I think Karlie is a major factor in the timing of this plan, too. I don't know what the narrative will be when Tayvis splits up, but whatever it is, I think it will lead to a public reigniting of Karlie and Taylor's "friendship."
On the one hand, the narrative could be that Travis did something awful and that she is soooo heartbroken, and Tree can plant stories about how she is seeking refuge in her friendship with Karlie, who has been so supportive and present for her in the aftermath.
On the other hand, I think it's very possible, even likely, that Taylor ends Tayvis in a way that is publicly, undeniably, her fault. She will use the end of the fauxmance to make herself the villain (in my dreams, she literally leaves him at the altar in front of 1200 of the most famous people in the world, but I know better than to hope for something like that).
She then uses that to pivot into Karma/Rep vault tracks, which will be the fire that burns this shit down. I think making herself the villain that destroys her fans' perfect fairytale ending would also take the heat off Karlie and would allow for a public reconnecting.
This is all just my speculations, of course. But I do think we should be prepared for the spectacle of a fake wedding. And I don't think that means that she's intending to continue the facade forever.
Can I hint at something three years in advance…?
One week away from the 4th July three years on from this post. The one that started it all. The one that made swifties swoon and say “what were the chances?”. None, of course, because every step since then has been meticulously planned and staged so that all the pieces fall into place exactly as they have and none of it was accidental because she’s a mastermind. She doesn’t need to knock on wood or wish on a star because they’ve made their own luck since day one so that everyone can get what they want. Including Taylor, who released the first Taylor’s Version of the Eras tour run that day, starting what was effectively the fundraiser for her Masters buy-back.
The last three years of the Taylor and Travis show; every little step planned in painful detail, from friendship bracelet to football games, on field and (very much not) backstage kisses, to Travis on stage in London - end of season 1. Another superbowl, more cringe wag appearances, Masters deal completed, an engagement and album announcement - end of season two. Followed by a year of full on showgirl in every medium and on every platform, capitalist Barbie masterclass. And now we’re here, with rumbles of some big event at MSG next weekend - this season’s big showdown. Is this actually it? Are the ‘girlies’ finally independent again three years after the original post?
Who knows, but I’d be ready for this show to get cancelled and get to the part where Taylor lights the place on fire and floors it through the fences headed for wild joy (because fuck’em it’s over) 🤞🏼.