Cowbutch Chastity

Maeve (She/Her) 27, Trans Girl, Butch, Fanfic Writer (18+) https://Linktr.ee/blood_lich_maeve

[miyaneatworld]

Kinda ass at this game but my team goes crazy (Could've gone for a full villain team but Peni is non negotiable)

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[ninebaalart]

Green Goblin [Friend or Dafoe?]

Love Willem Dafoe's performance as the Green Goblin, which is delightfully both "old man confused in grocery store parking lot after son abandons him" and "conniving evil demented goblin freak" on the turn of a dime.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[katacala]

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

[chaifootsteps]

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

[alexanderdee]

[furry-fey]

[created with grindr.andreyan.com/en]

[punziebunnie]

shoujo aerti 🌸🐬

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[diet-poison]

the Terracotta Army guy?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

[slimlimit]

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

[mollyjames]

Magic: the Gathering really does have a knack for taking player feedback and using it to make some of the most baffling decisions

[mollyjames]

This time I'm talking about Mystery Booster 3, a really cool commander focused set with mechanically unique cards that will only be available at conventions

The case for proxies has never been stronger

[mollyjames]

These people are such good game designers and such terrible stewards

[simimi-art]

Posting falin’s failed attempt at resisting her urge again 💝

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#''i am going to castrate him tonight.'' ''yay!'' *INCREDIBLY CONFUSED.

Perhaps he hopes to achieve high office and become the trusted advisor of an emperor or pharoah

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[toskarin]

bumped into a miscellaneous bloke on accident and he apologised but the poor cunt was 210cm (give or take) tall and I had some sort of malfunction and instead of sorry I apologetically said "tall man"

[toskarin]

he looked so confused and I hadn't even registered what I'd said wrong, so I was just looking at him with the blank, telltale stare of someone waiting for a response and then when it became apparent the conversation was over (had not occurred) I walked away like a stupid gnome

[girlsblogger]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

It is the right of every trans person to say something batshit insane in VC and then keep talking like nothing happened

[butterfly-sapphic]

Often starting with "this reminds me of something funny that happened when i was a kid"

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way