[james voice] ALEKSANDR

kim | 21 | canada i'm not even sure whats on this blog anymore

[coneshotline]

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

[gallifreyburning]

#that white person closed mouth smile-ish-nod whatevertf we call that post #ruined my life #i can feel it happening and i cant stop it #ignorance was bliss lmao (@chiaroscuroverse)

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

twitch is wild

[stripemetall]

I see people use FaceRig just right

[starfleet-officer-jaya]

Has to reblog this twice its so good

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[justaphobethings]

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass: 

[ibuprfn]

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

[catnipkittie5-deactivated202101]

bi and ace people: *exist*

my pan ass:

[my-life-is-sometimes-interesting]

Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*

My lesbian ass:

[gendertranny-starscream]

Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist

My gay ass:

[harbcozy]

they had to make “final blows on surefour” a separate stat fsgdfhgjghgfgffhg

[grassyfieldart]

photoshop crashed halfway through this but i managed

[literalforklift]

“The next day the son is kidnapped by a serial killer. $60 I paid!” -Kumail Nanjiani

[tinyteatattoo-deactivated201606]

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

[socalpeach]

courtney what the fuck

[petiteelfqueen-blog]

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

[redfingerfish]

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

[bogleech]

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

[monitorlizardappreciator]

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

[scalesthegecko]

I can’t not reblog this

[summerfelldraws]

insp.

[kaips]

[goofyzachy]

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[acheemient]

Ryan The Model Guy

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[brittneykelly8]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[cowchopcows]

had a dream like two nights ago that blizzard made a new overwatch hero that was just an old couple with a motorized sofa on wheels that they rode around on and their only ability was to crash into stuff

[warpaitn-deactivated20201209]

bassists more like baessists am i right ladies