Always choose revolution over eternity

Git gud

[cxrlittx]

THIS IS GOLDEN

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[catchymemes]

[whitegenocidereturns]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[mockwa]

🎹 🎧 🐾 🌈

[x-file]

this video fucking rules and they can move

[sapphoisms]

i’m homoplatonic i’m only friends with other gays

[tiramiisu-archived]

okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender! i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://

[sapphoisms]

it is the case ://

[zyxwk]

yall think it’s funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. this is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism

[sapphoisms]

bitch what language is this

[fosterreborn]

[cleyoh]

[kyt-online]

i saw a cute cat today

[thollukthcaptor]

HI OP I’D LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?

[chubbycattumbling]

?????????

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vratislav Indra (Czech, based Velké Bílovice, Czech Republic) - 1: Trunk, 2013  2: Lebloch's Family Tomb, 2013  Photography

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[whisqrs]

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[midnight-charm]

Gucci celebrates the year of the dog

Photography by Petra Collins

Art Director: Christopher Simmonds

[namira]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me @ a random cat I met on a walk that wont come near me to let me pet her