I like this sorta bullshit.

• Evan  • Maryland •  34 • he/him • All queer magic-users all the time. Etsy shop: thaumaturgearts.etsy.com.

[ballroomnotoriety]

*opens tumblr* hello my little ant farm. what drama are you up to today. haha wow those are insanely fucked up levels of backbiting. okay see you later. *closes tumblr*

[tall]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[easel-eisel]

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

[ghouls-on-film]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[viralfrog]

[dogpuppy]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[tall]

[capacity2]

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

[berdyayeva]

Am I allowed to post this

[beardedmrbean]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[dryshawarma]

Do you hate children yes or no

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Yes

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[fabrickind]

oobh i got plany off bobbin thread

[ostolero]