this is awkward

Bialaurene (she/her) mxtx hell / kingdom hearts / ice skating / ffxiv / idk shitposts

[neo--queen--serenity]

Maomao, every time she looks at Jinshi:

[stellalights]

man i really love meowmeow and master jinsheesh

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[daily-spooky]

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[tjalexandernyc]

if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

and if you don't need Word specifically (for work or whatever), Libreoffice is free and has never given me any problems.

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[toastytunamelts]

happy cny! 🧧

i drew hualian to celebrate ☺️

[peanutseagle]

he's her pwetty pwincessa

[blueberray]

What if...

[siro666b]

APT.

[glumby]

how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

[spatziline]

Not exactly what Yor asked...but I'm sure they prefer this

[the-gay-coven]

They are the only straight couple I go hard for

[arinchez-png]

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[narwhalsarefalling]

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

[narwhalsarefalling]

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

[narwhalsarefalling]

wow i can’t believe that worked

[yourlocal-charlatan]

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

[seraphiclore-deactivated2026030]

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me