Flax's Thoughts

Hello there, I'm Flax. Your World Weary Neighborhood Communist. bi/they/them if youre a cop, terf, map, bigot, mango musollini supporter or any other strain of hateful pathetic little worm go ahead and block me.

[marithefriendlyghost]

my gorgeous princess of the underworld and her friends

[capybaralovers]

[moss-on-a-pebble]

The illusion of choice

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[ruby-static]

I LOVE YOU DEAD MONEY

I LOVE YOU BEING PLUCKED OUT OF THE USUAL GAMEPLAY LOOP AND PUT INTO A DIFFERENT GENRE ENTIRELY

I LOVE YOU RESOURCE SCARCITY THAT FORCES YOU TO THINK ABOUT SHIT

I LOVE YOU ENVIRONMENTAL DESIGN THAT REWARDS EXPLORING/POKING AROUND BY HIDING EXTRA RESOURCES AND STORYTELLING

I LOVE YOU ACCIDENTALLY BARRELING INTO LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT TRAPS LIKE A -5 PER DUMBASS

[molombo]

What does it take to make African mythology real? Everything we had. Over 70% of our Kickstarter Backers came from Tumblr. Thank you. Now it's yours.

ZAIROO is out now.

[depsidase]

[pilferedinstagram]

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[miloheilo]

Has this been done yet,,, hello my sweet fallout new vegas people. are you still here,,,

Original by @ featherleafern on X is under the cut!!

Also that one post I did actually got to 500 notes, do you all still wanna see Craig Boone in a compromising position yes no maybe!! Lmk mwah

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-talks-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[witchdisk]

please god it would be so funny

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

UNETHICAL????????????

[bunjywunjy]

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

[smeasel]

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

[moonyowl]

capitalism

[smeasel]

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

[smeasel]

"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"

this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun

[bubba-san]

It was also about Capitalism

[smeasel]

"Ain't nothin in this world for free"

this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece

[sft-haze]