Elysse

I’m just barely on this anymore but I might take the chance to post art and such

[coyotysse]

This is the last full artwork I made. It’s of someone’s oc from Art Fight, so it’s from last year. Chin is a little wonky looking, but ever since this I haven’t been able to make shit. I’m so tired of being so tired

Tried changing all the watermarks to my current username but I’m pretty sure I stuck like 6 of them around, so yes, me and Nocturnullgurl are one and the same

[racc1811]

all the awesome headcanons have already been made so I’m left to imagine what flavors of monster energy the judgment characters would like

[coyotysse]

Which type of Girl Scouts cookie would each individual character from Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus like

[coyotysse]

Wild West’s Wyatt

Dueling tool, Old Glory’s home

That man had no intentions to do evil

He had a “Fernando” group

Terse confession,

Wild West’s Wyatt was to commit perjury

Wagering everything and full of feelings

Gossipy sort, he rang a bell for James of “Gunsmoke.”

Descended,

Settle the bill, he did

Old Glory’s home, still the Wild West’s Wyatt

—E. Johnston

[coyotysse]

No Home, Not Even the Circus

The family was a circus,

In a messy way

It was giants, the Great Arthur,

Wack Down Nero, and angry butting beasts

They threw away that gal,

The gal from the Hamhocker Residence

The residence that was a dream,

And then it was a nightmare

She had a feel for the circus, that gal

But she was not worthy of hints of color,

And she was sent down east

No home, not even the circus

–E. Johnston

[coyotysse]

Being friends with stoners is so funny cuz they'll always say slang terms and shit and I'll have to ask them wtf they just said and they'll tell me about experiences I can't even begin to understand and I'll just be like "Hahah, yeah"

[coyotysse]

Oh she was so cute. Sooo cute

[coyotysse]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[coyotysse]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HANDS

THEY'RE NOT BABY HANDS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT HSUP SHUT HSUOP

[coyotysse]

FINE! I'll make the joke myself then!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Happy birthday to me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[s1ld3n4f1l]

[probablyadhdapparently]

No offence but we gotta kill ya next year

ya understand right?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

NO I DO NOT

[coyotysse]

We're at risk of you being an arrogant leader of Rome, sorry buddy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Happy birthday to me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[s1ld3n4f1l]

[probablyadhdapparently]

No offence but we gotta kill ya next year

ya understand right?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

NO I DO NOT

[coyotysse]

We're at risk of you being an arrogant leader of Rome, sorry buddy

[coyotysse]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HANDS

THEY'RE NOT BABY HANDS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT HSUP SHUT HSUOP

[coyotysse]

Barbie and her jobs

"Veterinarian Barbie" this, "Astronaut Barbie" that, "Nurse Barbie" there, "Teacher Barbie" here.

Yeah, thats cool. Y'know what would be REALLY cool tho?

Mortician Barbie, Crime Scene Cleaner/Investigator Barbie, Slaughterhouse/Butcher Barbie, Embalmer Barbie, Hazmat Diver Barbie, Taxidermist Barbie, Exterminator Barbie, the list goes on, etc etc.

[crowlirium]

I, for one think that the ocean should continue to be fucked up. It should continue to conjure horrors beyond mortal comprehension. More people should look into the blue abyss where their precious solid land drops into nothingness and feel it staring back at them. In fact, the ocean should only get worse.

[manilaswivel]

We need everyone's help right now to protect the rainforest and Indigenous People

The Amazon Rainforest is under a massive threat. I know you've heard this a million times, but this is different. There is a piece of legislation that will decimate the rights of Indigenous people of Brazil, who have been protecting the rainforest. It's unfathomably bad. It has majority support. And they're voting tomorrow. As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

The thing you can do—and I know this sounds overly simple—is sign this petition—and tell your friends to do the same: SIGN HERE.

As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

Again, this bill has majority support. You may be wondering, why will a petition signed by people who don't live in Brazil make any difference? Because it will give those opposing it political air cover. It will show the world is with them.

But we need a LOT of signatures.

Please do this simple act and spread the word.

[coyotysse]

When your phone is broke and you can't draw on it and all you have is a Chromebook so you resort to pixel art

Ik my watermark has one z, shhhhh, just imagine the second is there

[coyotysse]

Dearest readers of this letter (tumblr post), I am afraid, for I have recently been infected with the Bubonic Plague (a tummy issue). I lay here, ghastly writing my last pardons; my last wishes, to whomever it concerns.

I lay on my bed of stuffed straw (I have a normal bed), my stomach feeling as though the tendrils (organs) within it are pained forevermore. My body is like a winter's night; cold. I am shivering with utmost discomfort, but my face feels hot, as though the beautiful rays of the earth's sun have kissed my face once more.

Oh, how I wish for the suns rays; I wish to see them once more, to feel the soft compassionate kiss of such a beautiful being; to feel the warmness flow throughout my body as I take my final breath.

I regret to inform you, as I am writing this, I just had to take a small break, as I projectile vomited about a sea's worth (maybe like a gallon or so) of a variety of things. My body feels hot, like I am being hung on a stick above a warm campfire, but it continues to shiver as though I am in the deepest parts of the ocean.

I wish to see the beauty of the world outside of mine own straw house (I live in a well structured one story house of modern materials), but I fear that I may close my eyes before I see it once more, I am afraid that my body will succumb to death (sleep).

Farewell, readers, for I am long gone by now (I am laying in bed and listening to music)

[coyotysse]

THESE MOVIES SLAPPED SO HARD IDC WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU DISAGREE I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!

[coyotysse]

I'm madly in love with Cheezbot