Phantom

Gay asks: closed

[cozy-phantom]

about: this is my main blog where i post about mbav + related and personal stuff, basically my diary. i am a minor‼️ (7teen)

dni: bigots, atticus defenders, proshippers, irl shippers*, those swifties, waltjesse shippers, wincest shippers

other blogs: south park @sp-phantom, merlin @onceandfuture-phantom, good omens/doctor who @ineffable-phantom (i don't support neil gaiman), henry danger @hd-phantom

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event list

additional notes: if i ever spam you im not doing it intentionally you're probably just all over my dash. if you reblog my art or videos and copy all of the tags please remove the "mine, my art, me, & my videos" tags. feel free to ask for a photo edit!

main tags: #my vids, #me, #mbav, #templates

#palestine ask

other tags:

#ethan morgan, #rory keaner, #benny weir, #sarah fox, #erica jones, #evelyn weir, #ross morgan, #samantha morgan, #archie comics, #the haunting hour, #mcr, #p!atd, #thinking about this, #dreams, #my photo edits

cast tags: #matthew knight, #kate todd, #vanessa morgan, #cameron kennedy, #cameron kennedy in a fedora

posts with 5 or less notes: #flop post

check out my instagram for edits! @cozy_phantom

*specifically people who have said in the past explicitly not to

[bettyweir]

this haunts me

[brainrotdotorg]

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

[brainrotdotorg]

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

[brainrotdotorg]

okay so ummmmm. its real

[kramersoup-deactivated20241109]

happy pride month

[cozy-phantom]

he looms….

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[cozy-phantom]

gonna post my squirrel mbav hcs here too

and the new theme song ↓

All the pinups in magazines

Movie stars on the silver screen

Don't do anything for me

Can't you see?

What you get is what you see

No more, "Maybe it's Maybelline"

She can give you everything you need

What you need

She's the squirrel next door

Nice but nutty

A heart that's pure

She's the squirrel next door

Just for me

You can take her home to Mom

'Cause she's got that small-tree charm

That glows anytime you want and more

And you know she's your biggest fan

'Cause she'll cancel all her plans

Give you everything she can 'til the end

'Til the end

She's the squirrel next door

Nice but nutty

A heart that's pure

She's the squirrel next door

Just for me

She's the squirrel next door

Nice but nutty

A heart that's pure

She's the squirrel next door

Just for me

Think I'll take a walk

Or down the road she's on

Maybe not

I think I'll call her on the phone

Or am I better off alone?

She's the squirrel next door

Nice but nutty

A heart that's pure

She's the squirrel next door

Just for me

She's the squirrel next door

Nice but nutty

A heart that's pure

She's the squirrel next door

Just for me

Just for me (squirrel next door)

Just for me (squirrel next door)

Just for me (squirrel next door)

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[alwaysinternalyscreeming]

No way this can’t be real

Hmm

Meh let’s try it

Ok one more small push and-

G’DAY !!!

WTF… tumblr I don’t know what magic you have…

But I’m not complaining *dosent work* SHIT!!!

[quixylvre]

Forever a classic

[sauragnmon]

Indeed, this should never die.

[da-7-kings]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[things-that-are-not-true]

url change!

things-that-are-not-true -> the-starving-nintendo-gamer

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[angels-haven-official]

We all know who needs to be @’d

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]