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( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ you ever think about purpose? โ
โ i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? โ
โ i have time for this. โ
โ you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. โ
โ i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. โ
โ if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? โ
โ i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. โ
โ what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? โ
โ sometimes, i look like february. โ
โ you want a sprite? you look kinda green. โ
โ can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? โ
โ chef, that's way too much acid. โ
โ you, uh, making a sundae? โ
โ that actually sounds delicious. โ
โ because you're the bear and i remember you. โ
โ i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? โ
โ i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. โ
โ i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? โ
โ you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? โ
โ it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. โ
โ so how long you been a cook? โ
โ howโd you get good at this? โ
โ you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? โ
โ speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? โ
โ it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. โ
โ what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. โ
โ what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. โ
โ you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. โ
โ did you just throw a fork at me? โ
โ i think time spent doing this is time well spent. โ
โ never too late to start over. โ
โ i just want you to know... that this is really nice. โ
โ i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. โ
โ we just don't say hello anymore? โ
โ you're wearing a suit? โ
โ uh, yeah, i wear suits now. โ
โ i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. โ
โ i actually do think that we could fit good together. โ
โ i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? โ
โ i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. โ
โ i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. โ
โ you just came from a funeral? โ
โ yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. โ
โ you want me to make you some coffee? โ
โ i just need your focus like you need mine. โ
โ what's your relationship with your mom like? โ
โ alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. โ
โ looks gorgeous, chef. โ
โ i haven't eaten yet. โ
โ oh, let me make you something. โ
โ yeah, i can make you an omelet. โ
โ that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? โ
โ ย i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. โ
โ well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. โ
โ you deserve my full focus. โ
โ i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. โ
โ you're not gonna fuck it up. โ
โ i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. โ
โ you could do this without me. โ
โ i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. โ
โ you make me better at this. โ
โ you still love to cook, right? โ
โ yo. we're low on forks, chef. โ
โ okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. โ
โ i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. โ
โ i really appreciate you being so patient with me. โ
โ do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? โ
โ just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. โ
โ i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. โ
โ i don't know how to say i'm sorry. โ
โ i need you to say it's okay. โ
โ you are being so fucking weird, man. โ
โ i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. โ
โ i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. โ
โ maybe i'm just not built for this. โ
โ because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. โ
โ i'm really sorry you feel that way. โ
โ would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? โ
โ i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? โ
โ you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. โ
โ where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? โ
โ i fucking love you! โ
โ you fucking need me. โ
โ i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. โ
โ i love you, chef. โ