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21 - he/it - autistic w/ DID
Mostly text posts about Batman and/or Batfamily, such as silly thoughts, headcannons and incorrect quotes. If you have requests, suggestions or questions, feel free to send us an ask :)
tim drake is the kind of guy to always take a shopping cart
oh always 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Dick Grayson is the type of guy who always refuses to take a shopping cart.
Jason Todd is the type of guy who always takes a basket. Every. Single. Time. Even if he came and grabbed 1 or 2 things. He puts it back, too.
Damian Al Ghul Wayne makes Jon Kent push the cart. He will put it back if he’s being nice to Jon.
Stephanie Brown asks Cassandra Cain very nicely if she’ll grab a cart, only when it’ll end up being necessary. Cass does insist on putting it back before going back to the car.
Duke Thomas takes a cart with calculated precision, making the choice only when it’ll be warrented. He pushes his own basket, but prefers to avoid needing a cart entirely and just makes several more trips to the store than necessary. Gives him the chance to say hi to the cashiers or give change to the kid getting a sticker outside.
Who would top?
Hannibal Lecter
The Riddler
once again rolling around the idea of clark making alien noises when he forgets himself or is in great distress. kara comes up from behind to spook him and he makes a weird startled chirping noise and is terribly embarrassed. darkseid hooks him up to a machine to rip his life force out and he makes this horrible shrieking sound as he's convulsing. humming a tune to a sleeping jon or kon and it having fluting alien overtones. more alien clark always
Bringing forth an ancient meme as an excuse to draw some Ghostbat
Bruce is a GirlDad this, Bruce is a GirlDad that.
Bruce “The Batman” Wayne may love his girls, he may appreciate and adore his daughters. But that man is a BoyDad.
Because when Dick Grayson came into the manor, Alfred had to replace countless priceless chandeliers. That boy was swinging off of banisters, breaking mirrors with stray juggling tricks gone awry, and at one point had to be begged to stay away from any high places around sentimental portraits of Thomas and Martha. And while Bruce could’ve just asked him to stay on the ground, or later expressed he’d prefer the acrobatics to stay with Robin, he just smiled and requested Alfred to assist with the mess. He’d scoop the boy up, and later give him a cookie so he isn’t so scared after the loud noise.
When Jason Todd was taking the wheels off the Batmobile, Bruce took less than three seconds to decide he had a brother for Dick. Bruce would pry, asking question after question about what Jason would eat, what his preferences were. He’d usually just shrug. Alfred would try his best to appease the child, but when push came to shove, Bruce was the one offering pizza or brining home chips.
And don’t get him started on how often he breaks up fights, because it turns out Dick and Jason have different ideas of how much sharing is appropriate. Even after buying duplicate sets of everything, he’d be breaking up prank wars over Dick reading Jason’s book. Or Jason using Dicks hair gel.
When Tim Drake came along, he had his patience tested before, but never like this. He was the type of kid to ask why to everything, break every rule once and set his own example. He’d hoped Dick would rub off as a good influence, but there wasn’t anything that could convince him Tim slept or ate right even when aided in doing so. But even through every argument with teachers at school, Bruce would take Tim’s side in the office. It didn’t matter what he did, they could deal with it at home, that was his boy.
Bruce had endless thoughts learning he had a biological child. He could introduce his children to someone who may be similar to himself at his age, he could see Thomas and Martha in their grandchild, but really the addition to the family was exciting regardless. Only when he met the snarky 13 year old who claimed he was born to be his one true heir did he realize no, he was just as much trouble as the rest of his boys. And yes, his sweet boy was in fact just as much of a troublemaker as his other sweet boys.
"Bruce gets emotional when he remembers his kids used to be babies" — okay now imagine Alfred feeling the same thing when he looks at Bruce.
It happens so randomly.
And it is made worse with the fact that he can actually picture what Bruce had looked like at the time.
One minute, Alfred is baking desserts for dinner, when Bruce walks into the kitchen, his eyes light up and he points to the bowl and asks "Can I lick the batter :))"
And Alfred is just... this man is 45 year old beefcake, towering at 6"3, with a body that was charged into battle against gods and monsters and madmen and survived, and a mind that holds a library of genius spanning years of mission and duty.
And he's asking to lick cake batter off the whisk.
He could get salmonella. Is he stupid. He has kids, this would be a terrible example to set.
Anyways, Bruce gets to eat the left over batter. He's a little confused while Alfred feels like hugging him and murmuring promises into the crown of his hair.
Like..... yes sir, you can have all the cake batter you want. I will make seven million cakes if you want more cake batter. I will make cake batter-flavored ice cream. I will put all your enemies into an oven if you want.
All Batman is fanfiction of other Batman.
Cory Michael Smith won a Gotham award! I don’t think you people realize how much this shit means to me!!!!!
Maybe this is the waking up in the morning talking, but I don’t think anyone has any right to criticize Bruce’s communication in most runs of Batman. Because it’s like he sucks at it, yeah. But you try being 10 years old with no parents, generational wealth, autism and a conservative British butler. Honestly in his position I don’t even think I’d speak to people at all, he’s got the motivation to keep his parents memory alive going for him
I've always liked that one scene from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm where Valestra turns to the Joker for help cause he thinks Batman is killing members of the old gang they used to belong to.
There's that one scene where Valestra annoyed that Joker is not taking the situation seriously, grabs him by the collar and pulls him toward himself.
Look at the Joker in that brief moment. He looks... nervous? A little scared maybe? Him? The Joker?
Right afterwards he regains his composure, but he loses his usual charisma for a moment, and then goes back to his normal style in a split second.
I like this scene because the fact that Valestra dared to do that casts an interesting light on their former relationship: boss and hitman.
What was their relationship like? Is that one of the reasons why the Joker is such an pathetic and aggressive narcissist in the series? Just look at this photo, apart from the fact that Joker is standing while the rest are sitting, we can see that his clothes are a litte torn (right arm).
It would be one thing if he was a hired guy, but from what we are told he was an active member of the gang and he probably wasn't taken very seriously lol.
I don't want this to be taken the wrong way, I'm not trying to come up with a sad backstory for this asshole 😭, I just think these little details made the character a bit more intriguing. At least for me 🙌
Very similar relationship to the Joker in Batman (1989) and how he was with the boss that ultimately got him to become who he became.
Bruce Wayne headcannon that he’s a stealth trans man, and as an extremely considerate father does, he’s able to keep things for the Batgirls that they wouldn’t even assume he knew about.
When Steph first became Robin, she was a bit terrified about her suit. She worried it wouldn’t fit right, or that she’d need to explain her need of a bra to Bruce. Or worse, the function of a bra. He had multiple variations (around her size, as far as he could guess) of sports bras made with industrial strength fabric. And they weren’t just compressing and functional, they were comfortable.
“I wasn’t 100% sure about the band size you’d need, but these should last a while. And they are so breathable.” Steph didn’t want to question why he knew that, she just said thank you and moved on.
Cass didn’t get a consistent period until moving in, so even while knowing what it was, it was lot for her. The second Bruce heard about her struggling from Steph, he showed her the closet in the manor with various period products. Not just multiple types of tampons, pads and liners, but cups and underwear and wet wipes. All the Midol and heating pads you could dream of.
“Some people prefer pads, but I preferred tampons because they’re more discreet. I have just as many options for both. There’s organic, allergenic friendly, pads for heavy flow, I think there’s some Diva Cups in the back, too. If you ever need pain relief, I’d still prefer you to ask Alfred, but there are plenty of options. Whatever you need, whenever you need it, it’s here. Or come to me, I’ll get you more. There’s no reason to have any shame around this.” Cass didn’t quite catch the part where he mentioned his menstrual product preferences, she just grabbed a Diva Cup, wet wipes and some underwear. Then she promptly skittered away, likely embarrassed, Bruce assumed.
One time Babs was complaining about women’s pockets in clothes. “Preaching to the choir, so glad I switched to men’s.” And instead of explaining himself, he gave Barabra tips on finding men’s pants that fit an AFAB body better.
At one point, Tim couldn’t stop complaining about how unfair it was that Cass got to come home early from patrol and eat chocolate damn near monthly. Or why Steph got to lock everyone out of her room around a similar time. Something about him being tired, too, and Bruce never brought him Snickers and or let him shut the entire family out.
“When you start bleeding because your body decided to fuck you over once a month for life, then we can talk.” And Tim couldn’t figure out why Bruce wasn’t on his side.
(I have to make everything on my dash related to something.)
I don’t think that Jason Todd being resurrected actually solved any of the guilt Batman felt for failing his second Robin. I think that’s one area that people instinctually and sympathetically view from Jason’s perspective; people want “yes his son died, but he’s back, now cope with the ways you failed as a father” when Jason dying wasn’t Bruce’s failing as a father. If anything, it was his failure as Batman.
Which is worse for Bruce. And means that even Jason being alive again can’t fill the whole he’s dug himself. Of “my boy, my baby, my son, and the child I was meant to protect” is dead and it’s because of my business. His journey for justice, his coping mechanism.
Jason being back and breaking the Bat-code at that, had to have destroyed him. His son is breathing again and doesn’t have any fight left besides to fight against what Bruce tried to avoid Jason ever needing; vengeance. Jason wants the world, for Gotham for the joker and for Bruce, to see what being disregarded does. He wants to make a name for himself that’s the opposite of what got him killed.
So not only has Bruce lost his son. In his perspective, he lost his son, and he failed his son.
No one bats like the man himself.
Grave : here lies Jason Todd
Jason : I do? I mean, that’s right bitch 😎
Jason : I’m straight
Clark “Responds to Each and Every Sign of Emotion With Full Genuineness” Kent 🤝 Bruce “Dark Humor And Deflect to Cope” Wayne
