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reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out
I’m doing an experiment
the amount of notes and nobody is doing anything about it
It’s been almost 2 years since I posted this and not a thing has changed.
It was never school that was my problem, it was the people in it.
Segne die Person, die dies gemacht hat
ist das ein fucking Pinienapfel
Gleich knallts aber
Australian population - 24 million German population - 80 million
percentage of Australian population that speaks English - 97% percentage of German population that speaks English - 64%
therefore
English speaking population of Australia - 23.3 million English speaking population of Germany - 51.2 million
therefore
There are twice as many people in the world who speak English with a German accent than there are who speak it with an Australian accent
German Fact #106
German *looks at slug*: It's a snail. But it has no house. Let's call it a naked snail!
German *looks at plane*: Well, it's....stuff? And it can fly? Flystuff!
German *sees gloves*: They cover your hands, right? Like shoes cover your feet? Hand shoes!!
German *looks at elevator*: It's moving, everything that moves must be driving, right? And also it's... yeah, it's a chair! Driving chair!
German *sees tortoise*: It's kinda like a toad. But it's wearing a shield-like thing... It's a shield toad!
Watch: This is spot on — but polls show it will take a lot to change public opinion.
Can’t believe I am reblogging words uttered by George W. Bush.
THIS
The one time we all agreed with Bush.
And even more impressive - in that last video, notice the date on the upper right hand side. He said that just six days after the 9/11 attack.
ya’ll know we’re fucked when suddenly george seems like a fucking liberal compared to what the right looks like now
I was unable to sleep and in pain so I took a few painkillers (tramadol and paracetamol) and had a beer and now I'm just really drunk and starting to dissociate and still unable to sleep so if any of you would be okay with talking to me so I feel a little bit safer and calmer that'd be great.
Richard Dawkins is angry that Undertale is winning the gamefaqs poll
how great is this im a living meme
Did I do this right?
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Sometimes VATS gives you information in unintended ways.
Like, 90% of infomercial style products were designed by/for disabled people, but you wouldn’t know that, because there is no viable market for them. THey have to be marketted and sold to abled people just so that any money can be made of off them and so the people who actually need them will have access.
I think snuggies are the one example almost everyone knows. They were invented for wheelchair users (Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a coat on and off of someone in a wheelchair? Cause it’s PRETTY FUCKIN HARD.) But now everyone just acts like they’re some ~quirky, white people thing~ and not A PRODUCT DESIGNED TO MAKE PEOPLES DAY TO DAY LIVES 10000X EASIER.
But if at any point you were to take your head out of your own ass and go “Hey, who would a product like this benefit,” that would be really cool.
This makes informational make so much sense now.
Like… of course there’s no reason for that guy to knock over that bowl of chips. However, the person it was actually designed for has constant hand tremors that would make this pretty rad, but since we don’t want to show that in a commercial, here’s an able bodied guy who can’t remember how gravity works.
Shit. Those commercials suddenly get a lot less funny when you realize it’s pretty much just people ineptly trying to mimic disability.
Or like the thing for the eggs? Like, oh, it cracks eggs perfectly, you only need one hand? IT WAS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY HAVE THE USE OF ONE HAND. Or the juice bottle pourer? For people who’re TOO LAZY TO POUR THEIR OWN JUICE? Or FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFICULTY BEARING WEIGHT IN THE HANDS.
It’s amazing how with just a few words by a few people, my whole perspective on something can shift entirely.
In Austria we have monochrom which is an art group and they do stuff that explores amongst others the intersection between sex and technology. They also co-host the Roboexotica in Vienna which is a convention about the intersection between alcoholic beverages and technology and in 2014 they had an exhibit in cooperation with Bad Dragon where you could get your drink served as a dragon’s cumshot.
This has been a culture and art in Austria PSA.
Why so many spamblogs right now: a theory.
(Expanding on this a little.)
You may have seen a confusing sponsored post by the American medical insurance company Aetna:
There’s no particular reason for any human being ever to reblog this except maybe to make fun of it (see: me). It conveys no useful information of any kind.
But there’s also no reason for a bot to reblog it. Bots like stuff that 1) contains plain text that search engines can read, and/or 2) is tagged such that it looks appropriate to their ostensible theme
The post presently has over 2,500 notes, many of them reblogs. Maybe there are a lot of self-improvement-themed spamblogs, or education-themed ones? Getting tricked by the tags #mindfulness and #educate?
Nope, most of the reblogs look like this:
Q:
Why would large numbers of gay porn blogs reblog this incoherent medical insurance ad?
A:
Because Yahoo promises Tumblr advertisers a minimum amount of exposure, partly to be measured in number of Likes and Reblogs.
I don’t immediately see any reason for pornbots to reblog this post. If you look through their content, it’s clear that they’re generally sophisticated enough to avoid reblogging stuff other than actual porn. And why would you advertise for a company that’s not paying you for it?
But it’s good for Tumblr’s bottom line, because they can show their advertisers note-count and reblog-count - give them the idea that a lot of real people are really engaging with and sharing their ads.
The advertisers most likely do not know how to look at the notes and see how many of these notes are bots. Aetna’s PR department doesn’t have TagViewer.
If I’m right, Tumblr isn’t getting rid of the pornbots because Tumblr is running a lot of the pornbots.
the pornbots are coming from inside the house
