Crab misinformation

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[crab-misinformation]

Much like how shrimp can see colours that we can't, crabs have an additional sense called the salifactory sense. This allows them to detect the levels of salt in their food far more effectively than humans can. This is, of course, rendered mostly useless by the fact that they live in the ocean, where everything is tainted by extra salt.

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Some crabs can see 360° around them! They do this by scuttling around in a circle while they look!

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Although many believe that crabs have always naturally inhabited waters closer to land such as beaches and harbours, this is actually a misconception and the reason so many crabs can be found in these places is because in the early days of marine travel, boats would be pulled across the oceans by captured deep sea crabs who were cut free once the destination was reached

[pseudomantis]

Get out of there

[crab-misinformation]

To make up for the lack of crab facts recently, I present to you this! The original advertisement for crab misinformation fresh (from april) off of the presses (my notes app)!

[daily-crabbys]

Crab Fact: A crab can not hold your hand :(

[crab-enjoyer]

:(

[crab-misinformation]

Crab 'Fact': A crab can hold your hand :)

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You can't tell the age of a crab by counting rings on their shell like a tree, not because they don't have age rings (they do!) But because that's mean and will upset the crab :(

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While crabs are bottom feeders today, feeding off scraps they find rather than hunting, this is a recent development. Less than 100 years ago, crabs were apex predators in the ocean and still could be. However, they are very environmentally conscious and decided to take a stand against food waste

[eonblueinmay]

It's time to scrub the crabs

(do rec sound)

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A group of crabs is called a cast. This is because 80% of the time, if more than three crabs are together, they are putting on an amateur performance of Rent!

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: society's truth

[crab-misinformation]

He has a shell, strong as fuck

But he hides himself, under the rock

And when you're near

And he smells your fear

He comes out to eat you, like a big ham hock

[crab-misinformation]

While the birds work for the bourgeoisie, crabs are proud champions of the proletariat! The only thing we have to lose are our chains, and the crabs will snip us free!

[shittysawtraps]

Welcome to the Chamber of Cuddles;

It is half full of salt water and in the saltwater is 100 crabs, and 1 octopus. There is a low probability that one crab has a key, and a high probability that the octopus has a key.

Now to get out of the chamber you will have to be friends with Cuddles. Whether Cuddles is a crab or an octopus is for you to figure out.

[shittysawtraps]

target audience

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Unlike their crustacean cousins, the lobsters that are an aphrodisiac when eaten, crab meat actually lowers the libido of whatever consumes it. This is a nifty defence mechanism to reduce breeding in their predators!

[crab-princess]

Hehehehe watch out, or else

*un-hornies u* *un-hornies u* *un-hornies u* *un-hornies u* *un-

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APAC (assigned puritan at crab)

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Unlike their crustacean cousins, the lobsters that are an aphrodisiac when eaten, crab meat actually lowers the libido of whatever consumes it. This is a nifty defence mechanism to reduce breeding in their predators!

[brightlotusmoon]

[crab-princess]

I would do that too

[crab-princess]

WAIT i just realized that this was posted to r/mildlyinteresting. SACRILEGE THIS IS CLEARLY THE NEWS OF THE CENTURY. GUARDS, GET THAT PERSON!!! THROW THEM INTO THE DARKEST DUNGEONS!!!!!

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People who refer to a crab holding a donatello pez dispenser as mildly interesting are the Bermuda crab's favourite snack