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aj // 24 // homestuck is good // trans rights or die

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

[cannibalcaprine2]

[serennes-art]

eye of the storm

ced and forseti for @fe4week, using day 2's prompt: magic and weaponry

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[rpfofficial]

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[book3zuko]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[depsidase]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[dogpuppy]

[thickness-protection-program]

Wyd after downing these back to back

[sailor-lapis-lazuli]

putting on a low-res, minxy outfit

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[homunculus-argument]

A tip for excellent writing I just learned: Don't introduce a character with their Dramatic Backstory. It makes readers go "oh alright this is the Dramatic Background Story Character" and establishes a baseline of Tragic, either for the story as a whole or this character in particular. With no contrast of light and dark, pure darkness isn't impactful, it just looks like the absence of anything to look at.

If you really want someone's dramatic backstory to hit the audience like a gut punch, let them get to know the character first. That way the dark backstory doesn't come off as a description of who they are, but an explanation to why they are the way they are. Bonus points for connecting it to something that's already been established as a part of the character - what a devastating blow to suddenly put together that hold on, that funny quirky thing that they always do is a fucking trauma response.

[celiaro-bottomtext]

[tuberxulosis]

🌀;;

Juneyyy!!!

[legov7]

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.