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Listen companies releasing half-baked games that require paid DLC to feel complete is bad but can we all agree it was objectively funny for Dragon Age 2 to lock the only straight character behind a paywall.

pjackk

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

littlemut

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

plasticlibrary

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

squeakitties

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

littlegirlinvisible

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

nurabelmax

Witch Of The Wild

andrastes-strap-on

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.