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crab/charlie | 25 | he/they | no minors

[crab-withaknife]

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no proship, profic, terfs, zionists, paraphiles, or minors

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[crab-withaknife]

having a full time job is the worst :(

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[annabelle--cane]

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[cybertronianbat]

[crab-withaknife]

men who call women bitches should be shot in the street

[cloudabserk]

i’m just so sick of it… is jalen brunson fat is hudson williams fat is alysa liu fat? is everyone fat? should we all kill ourselves? my coworkers tell me nonstop they hate their arms their legs their faces. they desperately want to get that lettuce parasite because maybe they will lose weight.

my boss asks me regularly if i’ve ever been fat is my mother fat how do i eat so much how do i eat so little. my boss is 61 years old and looks like a model but she keeps telling me she just needs to lose a few more pounds. she wishes she could eat pretzels she wishes she could have sugar but she just needs to lose a few more. aren’t you tiredddddd. aren’t you bored. are you going to be doing this until the day you die.

[sparklingbog]

You need to respect the intellectually disabled and delayed I'm not fucking asking

[sparklingbog]

So that includes not using the r slur anymore period and making a real apology if you do.

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[imwiremother]

the post that goes "tumblr loves to subvert something thats already subverted and just end up with the thing again" is sadly what is being done on here among progressives about rape culture

[leechloach]

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[sodomit]

"Why not make female heroes more feminine so girls know you don't have to be masculine to save the world" is misguided. The target audience of heroic adventure genre is not children who actually save the world in a literal sense, it's children who want a cathartic outlet for the struggles and injustice they face. And one of the most common types of injustice that many girls and children assumed to be girls are subjected to is forced feminization.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[sodomit]

People who are under pressure to be feminine need to be shown that they don't have to be feminine. Full stop. Not that they can combine femininity and non conformity or incorporate femininity into something else, just that they don't have to be feminine.