WHY AM I DOING THIS

GO AHEAD AND ASK ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST NOTHING STUPID. M!A: None [Please read my about page.]

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Dear Tiny-Rage, What is your opinion on the fact that you share your blood-colour with the humans?

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If you were to write a book, what would you title it?

CG: BASICALLY, IT’D BE A BOOK OF REGRETS.

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Karkat QUICK! You have the chance to punch anyone you want in the face. WHO IS IT??

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[[So, I don’t want to suddenly start answering asks and no one like the art style or anything. ;-; My style has become more cartoony, which is easier to make things proportional, and if they aren’t, then it’s not nearly as much of a mistake.  Idkkkk I’m just worried about dumb stuff. ;;; ]]

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You seem really angry like... all the time, but... What irks you the most?

CG: ANY TIME I LOOK BACK AT MY PAST SELF OR SOMETHING I’VE WRITTEN, OR GOD FORBID I TRY TO FUCKING COMMUNICATE WITH MYSELFCG: IT IS THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE IN MY ENTIRE, PATHETIC EXISTANCE

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So karkat.... Would you ever get your grubscars pierced?.... Is that a thing? Can i has pics OvO?!

CG: AS FOR ME?

CG: NO THANK YOU.

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H9nestly Karkat. It is far t99 c9ld f9r y9u t9 be dressed in a turtleneck made 9f such thin material. Might I suggest y9u wear this instead. *presents thick red sweater, and trots off*

CG: I’M NOT WEARING THE FUCKING SWEATER.

Kankri: Karkat, y9u are g9ing t9 wear this sweater, and y9u’re g9ing to wear it n9w.

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING MAKE ME!? 

Kankri: If I must. Y9ur health is 9f extreme imp9rtance to me.

CG: I DON’T CARE WHAT’S IMPORTANT TO Y- AAGHGEILAHG;ELIAG

[Incoherent shouting]

Kankri: There. Much 6etter. <3 *proceeds to trot off*

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Give us your war cry!

And here, you can witness the mating call of a young cancer.

[He probably does this at least once a day.]

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You're wearing your best friend's clothes. End of discussion.

CG: I LITERALLY SLEEP IN HIS CLOTHES ALL THE TIME.

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[[the reason i havn’t updated]]

[[I’ve been working full time and I am a terrible person.]]

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Would you consider posing for some nude paintings?

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Dear person I like

CG: THIS WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER DONE AND I FEEL LIKE A GOD DAMN FOOL NOW.////

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Faygo?

TC: AwWw ShIt BrOtHeR! i DiDnT kNoW yOu AlL uP n HaD a TaStE fOr FaYgO!

TC:eSpEcIaLlY tHe ReD kInD :o)

CG: I DON'T YOU IGNORANT FUCK. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE ANYWAYS GOD DAMN!!

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Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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hey buddy u need a friend?

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Why don't you smile for us once in a while sour puss?!

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So... KaRbRo.. CaN i MoThErFuCkIn ToUcH tHe BuTt? ;o)