I haven't gone to the theater in like a year but I'd genuinely go watch the Odyssey if they just had ONE HORNED HELMET LIKE BRONZE AGE MYCENAEAN ARMOR IS SO COOL AND COLORFUL AND INSTEAD THEY GAVE THEM FUCKASS PLAIN DRAB ARMOR WHEN THE HORNS AND COLORS WERE THERE TO INTIMIDATE THER ENEMIES BUT NO WE NEED TO MAKE AGAMEMNON LOOK LIKE DARTH FUCKING VADER WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A HISTORICALLY ACCURATE HORNED HELMET AND DONE SOME SATAN IMAGERY SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE BEEN COOL BUT NO WE NEED TO MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE THE MOST GENERIC CLASH OF THE TITANS ASS LOOKING ARMOR EVEN THOUGH A RUNNING THEME OF THIS MOVIE IS THE END OF THE BRONZE AGE AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE ARMOR WOULD HAVE MADE THE BRONZE AGE FEEL LIKE SOMETHING UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT FROM THE MORE WELL-KNOWN CLASSICAL ERA AND THE FACT THAT THE NON-HISTORY BUFF AUDIENCE HASN'T SEEN THIS TYPE OF ARMOR BEFORE WOULD DRIVE HOME HOW CATACALYSMIC THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE WAS BECAUSE EVEN THE MEMORY OF IT DIED BUT EVERYONE WEARING CLASSICAL/HELLENISTIC ERA ARMOR MAKES IT SEEM LIKE THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE WAS JUST A MINOR INTERRUPTION AND NOT THE END OF MULTIPLE CIVILIZATIONS AND BASICALLY THE ANCIENT APOCALYPSE AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH
