Real Numbers Official Account

I post about math and dreams and food and email // 2002 // she/her // unfortunately I am not the same person as @the-real-numbers

[parkchanwoohoo]

[real-real-numbers]

bold design choice in this cafe bathroom

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[undeadentropy]

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[phaeton-flier]

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

[cloudabserk]

what does your url mean? ive been reading it as "cloud-a-berserk" but its actually cloud-ab-serk. what is a serk i need to know

so you know how a distance over time is called velocity, and velocity over time is acceleration? well if you divide by time again, you get “jerk”, and if you divide again, you get jounce, then snap, crackle, pop, lock etc.

but if you do the opposite and multiply a distance by time, you get absement. multiply again and you get absity (as in velocity), then abseleration (as in acceleration) and then abserk (as in the jerk) which is my favorite

[cloudabserk]

[drwiltz-official]

My favorite type of post is "surely this is being invented just now-- no wait nevermind"

Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position - Wikipedia

Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position - Wikipedia

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[bogleech]

[bold-baddie]

[natoapologistblocker]

Most furries would never be this dedicated to the grind

[kosmogrl]

[tajrishgp]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beggars-opera]

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

[lizardsfromspace]

Out of all forms of misinformation I always appreciate the type of account that just posts things clearly lopped from context. And their followers never question it. Could there be anything disingenuous about this feed of nine second videos and partial quotes? No how could there be. It literally agrees with me

[lizardsfromspace]

People will stare at someone who cropped out most of a tweet - one of the mediums most amenable to being screencapped in full - and take it at face value as if that's not the most "I am hiding what they actually meant" thing in the world

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

pete hegseth is living my dream of being paid life-changing money to make american troops miserable while embarrassing the US on a global stage

[parkchanwoohoo]