crackedfm

[crackedfm]

🩸 crackedfm ; a selective multimuse indie,       featuring oc & canon muses from       fandoms such as: got/asoiaf, criminal minds,       scream, umbrella academy & more!       as written & loved by dani. twenty-one plus.

low to medium activity ✦ minimalist ✦ runs on a queue (most times)

i can also be found at: harringtonfm, mayfieldfm, satanicpanicfm, jockfm & flayedfm. 

current featured muses: tba.

oc info can be found in the muses tab; canon character info can be found under the cut.

icons & theme by sugar.

viserys targaryen, harry lloyd 

loras tyrell, finn jones

edric dayne, aramis knight

klaus hargreeves, robert sheehan

viktor hargreeves, elliot page

remus lupin, timothee chalamet

theo crain, kate siegal

dani clayton, victoria pedretti

nick nelson, kit connor

bonnie bennett, kat graham

sabrina spellman, kiernan shipka

abby arcane, crystal reed

tatum riley, rose mcgowan

stu macher, matthew lilliard

billy loomis, skeet ulrich

dr. spencer reid, matthew grey gubler

[crackedfm]

contemplating a revamp of muses and a return. . .

[leneemusing]

LOCATION  BASED  SMUT  PROMPTS

TRANSPORATION 

one muse gives the other oral while they drive. 

driver uses one hand to finger the other while on a long road trip.

muses join mile high club in an airplane restroom.

in an airplane one muse has to be quiet while the other muse plays with them in their seats.

muses tease each other in the back of a taxi cab on the way home. 

while driving home after a date,  they get too impatient and pull into a parking lot to have sex. 

while driving in the middle of a forest,  our muses pull onto the side of the road for sex. 

our muses are on a road trip but a thick fog forces them to take a break.  they have sex inside the car while waiting for it to clear. 

while at the drive in theater,  muses participate in foreplay. 

while at the drive in theater,  muses forego watching the movie to have sex. 

revenge sex in someone else’s car. 

sex in someone else’s car due to impatience and carelessness. 

a quickie while parallel parked on a busy road. 

in an empty train car while freighthopping. 

in a crowded bus,  one muse sitting in the others lap purposefully and subtly grinding to get them worked up. 

in a private jet,  on the way to a business trip. 

in a private jet,  on the way to a vacation spot. 

one muse masturbates while the other drives. 

driver instructs the passenger to touch themselves through guided masturbation. 

while one muse drives,  they describe what they want to do to the passenger who isn’t allowed to touch themselves. 

NATURE

sensual sex in a secluded meadow during a picnic. 

one muse holding the other up against a tree. 

in a cabin in the middle of a rainstorm late at night. 

in a cabin in the middle of a heavy snowstorm during the day. 

in the bed of a truck in front of hiking trails. 

in the bed of a truck while stargazing. 

a plateau overlooking the ocean on a cloudy day. 

one muse has been napping in a hammock and the other wakes them by beginning to finger them. 

muses get distracted from sunbathing and start to fool around by a poolside or lake. 

inside a gazebo while it rains. 

a little ways off from a hiking trail,  hidden by thick foliage. 

mutual masturbation while camping in a tent. 

beneath the shade of trees in the middle of an orchard. 

between rows in a vineyard. 

hidden away in the dead end of a hedge maze. 

PUBLIC

in a bar or restaurant,  one muse sneaks under table to eat out the other. 

in a bar or restaurant,  muses discuss in detail what they’re going to do to each other once they get home. 

inside the stall of restroom in a bar. 

inside a single bathroom of a place of service (restaurant,  store,  club etc.)

in a hotel room,  up against the window overlooking a busy city.

a quickie in a diner restroom before getting back on the road. 

up on a rooftop where no one is supposed to be. 

inside one muses’s office. 

inside a third party’s office they shouldn’t have access to. 

inside an empty church on a weekday. 

one muse fondling the other while they’re trying to shop. 

foreplay and teasing in the dressing room of a store. 

oral performed while hidden in a storage room or closet. 

inside an abandoned house. 

hushed sex while staying in the guest room of another’s home. 

in the middle of a park late at night. 

PRIVATE

on the floor,  in front of the fireplace to warm up after coming inside from winter storm. 

one muse on the bathroom counter while the other stands. 

in front of the bathroom mirror so they can watch themselves. 

to break in a new house or apartment,  boxes scattered about and furniture newly placed. 

bent over a table while something bakes in the oven. 

on the kitchen counter with half-eaten plates of breakfast forgotten. 

one muse spread out across the top of a grand piano,  pretty woman style. 

rushed and desperate,  messy on the couch because they were too impatient to even make it to the bedroom. 

one muse riding the other while the tv plays in the background,  movie forgotten entirely. 

on the balcony in early morning,  where neighbors might see,  but no one will likely look. 

[thesoldiersminute]

Marcella Season 1 | Episode 2

[crackedfm]

replies across all my accounts tomorrow! i've had a busy few days with work, but i'm off tomorrow!

[movedtocahroline]

⸻ Look like the innocent flower , but be the serpent under't.

[crackedfm]

⭐

multi-muse meme / ( accepting ! )

killian for sure could work, especially with hara travelling around and him being a bit of a nomad.

annalise also travels around, though with a purpose; they could meet along the way.

i think we could work a way for my got/asoiaf muses to work with your royal verse and/or your 1800s-1910s verse

in hara's god verse, maybe billy loomis could be looking for a way to trick her into keeping him eternal life. working his charm in an attempt to get it, and he would then obviously use his eternal life to end the lives of many others.

1800s-1910s could work maybe for bonnie bennett if we do a whole witch trials related plot.

[crackedfm]

@peachyuus liked for a starter.

"oh honey, you really think we're going to let a little MURDER get in the way of a party? you're totally cute." tatum laughed, eyes rolling at the prospect of doing something so lame as cancelling a party. "you're not thinking of staying home are you?"

[crackedfm]

@quietmuse

he was a DRAGON, more than that he was the rightful king and he demanded to be treated as such. his sweet sister had presumed him dead, so naïve in thinking that she was the only surviving targaryen with the blood of the dragon. stupid, foolish child. she certainly wasn't fit to rule the seven kingdoms, HIS KINGDOM. viserys was notorious for scaring off those that were meant to work closely with him in his personal quarters, those that prepped his clothes, bathed him, fed him. he was harsh, easy to displease and he liked things to be done a certain way and the dragon within him was so easily AWOKEN. it was time for another, the last one so scared she ran away in the night; doubtful she would survive long, wandering around like a lost little lamb she was bound to get eaten. the new girl entered the room, and viserys barely even looked up until his meal was put down in front of him. "how do you expect me to eat this without--. . ." he looked up and saw the girl, his words seemingly drying up in his throat as brows furrowed. the lannisters send you a gift, your grace. no doubt in the hopes that it would spare them when he finally made his way to kings landing with his own dragons in tow. they knew what they were doing, by sending her. was she a spy? did they expect him to really be this fucking stupid? viserys grabbed her roughly by the wrist, violet eyes darkening as he looked at her, "this is your one chance to tell me if you are a spy. if you lie, and i find out later down the line, i don't care about our past i will have you tortured and FED TO MY DRAGONS, do you understand me? tell me the truth."

[crackedfm]

THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF, AS WRITTEN BY DANI.

DENIAL / @jockfm ANGER / @flayedfm BARGAINING / @satanicpanicfm DEPRESSION / @harringtonfm ACCEPTANCE / @mayfieldfm

"what they don't tell you is that you'll cycle through them all every day."

credit: @sugarsource

[crackedfm]

⭐

multi-muse meme / ( accepting ! )

i'd love to interact with all your ocs, but esp cindy! i could see her working easily with tatum riley ( i could easily put her in st ), rowan destiny or killian. could also very easily interact with any of my st related sideblogs that i need to revive from the dead ( max, billy, eddie, jason, steve ).

chrissy & jane could also very much work with the st side blogs!

[crackedfm]

every day i get more and more tempted to add leon s kennedy to my roster of muses and every day i get closer to saying 'fuck it' and just making / finding icons of him in video games to do so bc i cannot find an fc where i'm like 'yeah that's leon'. he'd have a dbd verse too i love.

[crackedfm]

@storiest0ld asked: one muse tends to the other’s injury ( sansa & edric ) 100 indulgent tropes ( accepting )

it wasn't often that edric was injured in recent times, however the brotherhood had left him with values and morals that he could no longer just set aside. when he had heard that a nearby village was being ransacked with ungodly things being done to the residents there, he had to act. the lord of starfall had taken a few men and gone to help out the innocent, though he didn't come out of it unscathed. "it is not as bad as it looks, my lady. please, you do not need to waste your time tending to me like this." he tried to insist, knowing sansa's time could be better spent elsewhere but it didn't seem like she was going to listen. he hissed as she tended to his wounds, one on his cheek and the other on his shoulder. it wasn't too bad, he would live, but it did need to be tended to.

[marichive]

MULTIMUSE MEME: Send a " ⭐ " and I will list muses I would be interested in throwing at yours, or potential muse combinations if you are also a multi. If you like any of the suggested combinations, you are welcome to come plot or start interactions with them.

If you can't see / use the symbol for any reason, send " star! " instead. If you are a multi and you want to see which muses I would be interested in throwing against a specific muse of yours, send ⭐+ that muses name.

[dreammakcr]

OPEN TO ║ all! crossovers welcome. MUSE ║ carlisle cullen FANDOM ║ the twilight saga SPECIES ║ vampire

"I can help you, if you'd like."

[crackedfm]

"do you really think it looks like i need help?"

[marichive]

100 INDULGENT TROPES

A collection of one hundred tropes of varying nature. Spiritual successor to my previous An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme. Some of these pair well together and can easily be sent in various combinations. Some are also highly suggestive in nature. Engage appropriately.

one muse steps protectively in front of the other

one muse tends to the other’s injury

one muse is not acting like themselves and the other has to snap them out of it

one muse kisses the other during an argument

one muse pins the other to a wall

one muse kisses the other on their hand or wrist

one muse kisses the other on their neck or shoulder

one muse helps the other put on a necklace or tie

our muses aren’t supposed to be together but keep meeting anyway (on purpose or by accident)

our muses have a secret relationship

one muse takes a blow meant for the the other

one muse fights away enemies attacking the the other

one muse asks the other for their favor / a token before battle or a tourney

our muses share a night together believing it might be their last

our muses are in an arranged marriage / betrothal

our muses willingly marry for political reasons

our muses get married for love

our muses get married in a spur-of-the-moment decision

one muse has taken the other captive

our muses are in love but one thinks they aren’t good enough for the other

our muses are forced to ally for a common goal

our muses are enemies or former enemies but have started to fall for each other

our muses claim to hate each other but there is palpable tension between the two

our muses are trying to manipulate each other

one muse is trying to manipulate the other

our muses have feelings for each other but have conflicting loyalties

our muses are friends but have started to fall for each other

our muses are childhood friends that have been slowly falling for each other over the years

one muse has been in love with the other for a long time but is afraid their feelings are not reciprocated

one muse is in love with the other but they are in a relationship with or engaged to another person

our muses engage in a courtly romance

one muse is a knight in service to the the other’s family

one muse seeks comfort from a loveless marriage with the other, their lover

one muse traces the other’s scars

one muse kisses the other in a moment of heightened emotion

one muse confides in the other in a vulnerable moment

our muses are in love but circumstances prevent them from being together

our muses are exes who discover lingering feelings after reuniting

one muse confesses love to another after that person is injured

one muse confesses love to another because they believe they may die soon

our muses must share a bed

one muse lifts the other’s chin to look them in the eye

one muse places a hand at the back of the other’s neck to pull them extremely close

our muses have been hooking up, no strings attached

our muses have been hooking up, but one or both has developed deeper feelings

our muses are exes that hook up against their better judgement

one muse presumes the other is dead but is shocked when they show up alive again

one muse betrays their long held loyalties in order to save the other’s life from their own allies

our muses fake a relationship but have no actual interest in each other

our muses fake a relationship but start to genuinely fall for each other

one muse is known for their hard exterior and softens only in the other’s presence

one muse is the other’s weakness, something an enemy is trying to exploit

our muses are stuck somewhere together and must occupy their time

one muse has feelings for the other but has not acted on them due to their association with another character (a sibling / relative / ex / etc. ) or an organization

one muse is scared to act on feelings for the other due to poor experiences with love in the past

one muse is oblivious to the other’s feelings for them

one muse acts oblivious to the other’s feelings for them but really they are aware

one muse has unrequited feelings for the other

our muses are co-workers engaging in a hidden romance

one muse reveals one of their darkest secrets to the other

one muse comforts the other during an emotional breakdown

one muse calms the other from an intense rage

one muse’s family forbids them from seeing the other

our muses are in love but their friends / family do not support their relationship

one muse seeks redemption for past actions and comes to the other to atone

our muses regularly exchange letters

our muses move in together

our muses adopt a pet together

our muses have a child together

our muses adopt a child together

one muse discovers they are pregnant by accident

our muses have been set up by mutual friends

our muses have been set up by a matchmaker

our muses are in love with each other but are in denial

one muse is the other’s bodyguard / protector

one muse is royalty while the other is a commoner / rogue / societal outcast

one muse kisses the other for a bet

one muse relentlessly flirts with the other

our muses kiss for the first time ever

one muse wins a date with the other at an event

our muses dance together for the first time

one muse brushes their fingers through the other’s hair

one muse drunkenly confesses something to the other

our muses drunkenly hook up and wake up next to each other

our muses are roommates

our muses are partners in crime

one muse is a supernatural creature who falls for the other, who is a mortal

our muses are supernatural creatures from opposite clans or species that are historically hostile to each other

one muses is under a spell / in the middle of a monstrous transformation but somehow recognizes the other and refrains from harming them

our muses cuddle for warmth

our muses run away together

one muse wears piece of clothing or jewelry that belongs to the other

our muses bathe together

our muses cook together

our muses cuddle in bed

one muse serenades the other

one muse holds a weapon to the other as a threat

one muse physically lifts the other up

one muse protectively wraps an arm around the other

meet cute !

[crackedfm]

i'm going to go continue watching wednesday for the first time, but i have no drafts left and nothing in the inbox so like for a starter and/or send me memes pls!