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the burning 𝓼𝓾𝓷, and the crashing 𝔀𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓼

[crackteez]

Hi! I'm just bothering you with this ask lol to say that I absolutely love your blog so much. It's hilarious! Please stay safe and continue making fantastic content for bored Atinys lol !!!!

haha you're not bothering me love ! thank you for this sweet ask and please make sure to stay safe too ! you best bet i'm going to keep making content if it helps atinys

(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

[crackteez]

interviewer: what state do you guys live in?

seonghwa: stress

wooyoung: perfection

mingi: seoul

ateez:

seonghwa: seoul's a city

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san: wanna hear a joke?

yunho: sure

san: quarantine

yunho: i don't get it

san: it's an inside joke

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hongjoong: you fainted, do you remember anything?

yeosang: i think... i remember the ambulance ride here

hongjoong: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

yeosang: but there was a siren??

jongho:

jongho: sorry i got nervous

[crackteez]

hiya loves ! i'm sorry for not posting in such a long time, i have been so busy and i never had time to post but i will try my best to starting this week ! i hope you all are safe during these times and remember to wash your hands ˃ᴗ˂

on a side note, i made a twitter account ㅡ @/lucidcsy ㅡ let's be mutuals and interact more there !

that's all from me, stay safe everyone !

[crackteez]

[ at disneyland, on the spinning teacup ride ]

jongho and yeosang: [ spinning calmly while having a conversation ]

hongjoong and seonghwa: [ spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument ]

yunho, mingi, san and wooyoung: [ flying past them, spinning faster than the speed of light, screaming at the top of their lungs ]

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"i may not be the most handsome or the funniest guy out there but let me tell you something, i'm also not the smartest,"

ㅡ mingi, probably

[crackteez]

jongho: do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

san: they do

seonghwa, looking up from his phone: w-why did you say that with such certainty

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yunho: if i cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am i hitting you or kicking you?

hongjoong: you'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything

[crackteez]

wooyoung: you wouldn't hurt a fly

yeosang: you're right because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. you, however, i would destroy

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jongho: guys please help, wooyoung learnes a new word today and he's not even saying it right

wooyoung: [ kicks down door and throws an apple past jongho ]

wooyoung: YET

[crackteez]

mingi, sitting up at 12 am: butterfly is a stupid way to swim. it’s like going down the street doing the worm

hongjoong: jesus christ go back to sleep

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applebee’s waiter: what would you like to order

yunho: i'll take the apple

waiter: we don’t actually sell apples

yunho, visibly frightened: ok then [ gulps ] i’ll have the bees

[crackteez]

san: i don’t know who y/n is, but she a thot

seonghwa: i thought i told you to stay off stan twitter

[crackteez]

yeosang: i’m VERY laid back. i only care about two things:

every person on earth & their opinion on me

the crushing psychological weight of being alive

[crackteez]

happy birthday to our blog! 🎉🎊

crackteez has officially turned one year old (since feb 1 actually but i never noticed). we have grown so much from the start and with the addition of 2 new admins (i'll make a post later on woohoo), we will surely be growing more. thank you to everyone for the support!

[crackteez]

i have sent an email to tumblr staff to fix the issue. i hope we find the cause of this!🤞🏻