Crade

| artist | patriarch | kawaiisexual | humankin |

[crade-elcin]

Basically useless now

What good is tumblr without porn tho. if anyone wonders were i’ve been, check out my pixiv you fags https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15107100 back in the saddle baby get ready to never see me here again, famalam. also join my discord you fucks. thats where all the kool kids hang nowadays, dont you know?

[crade-elcin]

I forgot to add a discord link becuz im a retard lmao https://discord.gg/DhAqYxz also im streaming rn on pomf (SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY draw stream) so chek me out if you like i guess https://www.pomf.tv/stream/cradeelcin but thats seriously it now im done, this tumblr profile will remain an archive of my past actions and opipions dont know why anyone still uses this site TBH just people who cant let go i guess i already have almost 3k followers on pixiv and at least i dont get YEETed off of there every half a year. i dont even censor my stuff and i still get front-page features from time to time its epic praise the japs

[crade-elcin]

Basically useless now

What good is tumblr without porn tho. if anyone wonders were i’ve been, check out my pixiv you fags https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15107100 back in the saddle baby get ready to never see me here again, famalam. also join my discord you fucks. thats where all the kool kids hang nowadays, dont you know?

[crade-elcin]

is you died?

still alivedepressed af. couldnt produce anything, could barely go to work. shut myself off from everything. its going a bit better now.

[boodle69]

Spelled out how exactly how EA is fucking over anyone who owns or wants to own Battllefront 2

[crade-elcin]

DO NOT BUY BATTLEFRONT II!!

DO NOT BUY ANY GAME WITH A LOOT BOX SYSTEM!!

stop consuming things you actually really don’t want, just because it’s new. Play some old classics you never get around to playing, and STOP BUYING THESE GAMES!! STOP SUPPORTING THESE PRACTICES!! Please don’t let gaming die before my eyes. I won’t be able to take it.

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[lipstickchainsaw]

That caption really doesn’t do the comedic timing justice, because that beat is fucking hilarious.

[atrolux]

I feel now it’s a good time to remind people pressing J skips to the next post...

word

[crade-elcin]

A whole new world A new fantastic point of view

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?

On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.

(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)

I… I can’t…

[lunarhalo24]

It goes even further than that.

Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.

The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.

The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:

Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.

Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.

[leadhoovesies]

My heart can’t take this

[crade-elcin]

I used to find pickle rick memes funny, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[crade-elcin]

grr

[crade-elcin]

yeah i know

[kissurai]

HEY if you’re messaging me on tumblr, twitter, discord etc and I’m not replying I’m most likely 

1) asleep  2) working 3) too anxious to reply 

please don`t think its because of you personally that I`m not replying!!

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[moldyjunk]

[kinkypinkie-art]

Hey guys it's my birthday love me

[crade-elcin]

please love me

[clefairydance]

2005: i hate 4Kids

2015: i fricking love 4Kids

[vulture-jack]

THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS IS SEARCHED FOR THIS CLIP AND I COULDNT FIND IT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

[it-a]

get this out of mY FACE 

[nitnendoswinch]

The Yu-gi-oh GX dub is incredible, if you dont believe me here’s a few more highlights

[sableaire]

I swear to god, Yugioh GX had a plot in the original and the Korean dub, so what the heck is going on in this dub, oh my god. Did the people who dubbed Ghost Stories work on this or what???

(Also it took me years to realize that the ‘jelly donuts’ in Pokemon were rice balls, I was so baffled)

[oranniskingofsquirrels]

That was a trip. I might need to watch this.

[crade-elcin]

This is almost already like an abridged series.

[deadlykillerqueen]

I THINK THIS HAS TO BE A RECORD FOR THE SHORTEST TIME THE CREATORS HAD TO STEP IN TO TELL THE FANBASE TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. HOLY SHIT.

[sighinastorm]

Jeepers fucking crikey.

[bloody-white-wolf]

And all they did was genderbend the dads. That’s it.

[jessica-anner]

This is why I hate what tumblr turns fandoms into.

[casper-ghostly]

I agree that the person shouldn’t have had death threats sent to them, but their art was transphobic as well as fatphobic, and overall just… Bad. Don’t defend the artist for bad art because people crossed the line. They literally drew a 30-40 year old fat man as a 20 year old looking girl with big ol’ boobs and no fat. That’s gross. Not to mention unless you are very delicate about it, it is VERY VERY BAD and VERY OFFENSIVE to genderbend trans characters. And finally, they took healthy looking adults, and made them look unhealthily thin as fuck because its ~pretty~, despite the fact that most of them are very muscular, or not thin as all hell. The only really thin looking ones in game are Damien and Mat, and overall at their age they SHOULDN’T look like… Whatever the hell the artist drew.

[rabbittiddy]

It’s fucking fan art. I think you may be too invested in fiction if you’re this fucking mad over a piece of fan art.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

@casper-ghostly

I’m curious if people combed through your entire blog for anything they could latch on to and then whip up a witch hunt, directed at you, you’d be so fucking quick to condemn this person.

Fuck off.  No, seriously, fuck right off.  

You’re the fucking cancer that kills fandoms.  You’re the kind of asshole who makes Steven Universe the laughing stock of the entire internet.  You’re the kind of dipshit that turns people off of engaging with your fandom.  You’re the jackasses who tried to threaten the Voltron creators unless their ship was made canon.

You’re the awful kind of human being that ruins something people create because you have nothing of value in your own life to cherish.  NOT the artist.  The artist, if anything, would’ve fucking promoted the game more than you.

Compare your fucking actions.  The artist made a piece of fan art that maybe got more people into the game, got more people into the fandom.  YOU have actively discouraged people from enjoying the community and made it toxic, to the point where the developers have had to step in and condemn it.

How the fuck do you think the game devs feel about your and others’ shitty behavior toward this artist, who has done NOTHING wrong.

So I’ll say this again.

Fuck RIGHT off.  Go away.  And stay away.  For everyone else’s enjoyment.

[casper-ghostly]

im dying at this. you think this is a life changing fucking thing for me. I dislike Steven Universe and Voltron, so uh… have fun with your assumptions. I literally have just said that what they drew is offensive. Yes, me being critical of fan art makes me the ~cancer of the internet oooooo~ Aaaaa yes, bring in the assumptions despite the fact I’ve literally been telling all my friends to buy the game and have been excitedly telling everyone about how much I love it. I’m toxic now for saying that a piece of art is fatphobic and transphobic, well damn i guess i should get sent to the guillotine for having my own opinions on this topic and talking about my own opinions on fanart. I straight up have done nothing to this artist, my critiquing of the obvious fatphobia and lowkey transphobic vibes that they probably won’t even see is harmful… How?

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Yes.

You are the exact kind of person who made Steven Universe’s and Voltron’s fandoms shit.  I never said you WERE part of the fandom, I said you were the kind of person who made those fandoms awful and toxic.

You’re the kind of person who are like in Steven Universe, who will fucking call anyone who draws any character a shade too light racist.  And guess what?  That’s led to the entire fandom being comprised of nothing but toxic callouts as people attempt to prove to one another that they’re the most fucking concerned about “isms”.

THAT is how it is harmful.  Because you’re so fucking obsessed with “calling out” this piece of fanart that you felt the need to make this post.

You saying “They shouldn’t be getting death threats, but…”

NO.

No buts.  Nothing needs to be said.  Anything fucking after that is you masturbating to your own fucking virtue and moral superiority.

You’re not the fucking champion of trans people or fat people.  If anything, you’ve made those groups look fucking deranged by participating in this witch hunt, justified by crusading for those groups.

You’re doing far more goddamn harm than good.

The absolute irony is that if all 5000 of my followers suddenly flooded your inbox right now with genuine criticism of your point, and never left you alone, you’d be screaming harassment accusations at me.

[plebcomics]

People calling the art transphobic are just admitting that they don’t see Damien as a real man after his reveal so really, who’s transphobic here Edit: what I’m saying is, the art depicts Damien as a woman because the artist is gender bending the characters as their opposite sex. Anyone who sees it as transphobia didn’t see Damien as a guy and assumes the art is showing him as good TRUE SEX just sayin it’s p laughable and hypocritical

[crade-elcin]

lol “fatphobia” is an adorable, nonsensical word. Game Grumps fans confirmed for most toxic fan community

[crade-elcin]

cant wait for sunday