[turntnip]

check your candy!

[the-trash-ghost-deactivated2017]

>do NOT have unwrapped goodies (ex. An apple, a gumball) >do NOT have goodies distributed in a container that does not have the corresponding logo on it (ex. jellybeans in a metal tin, Fruit Rollups in a plastic baggie >do NOT have goodies whose wrappers/bags/boxes are easily opened and closed again (ex. Tootsie Rolls, Smarties/Rockets, Starbursts, Rolos) >do NOT drink ANY liquid substances >do NOT have goodies while you are still out trick-or-treating—ALWAYS have an adult check first

BE SAFE!!!!

[phan-you-not]

who the FUCK DOES THIS

[moonkitty]

when i was 12, i got home after trick or treating and i found a needle in a mars bar, please check your candy and be safe

[ruinedchildhood]

This prank is so mean

[owlberta-deactivated20180518]

I would literally kill him.

[scummami]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[scumjpg-deactivated20200330]

Me as a dad

[ughgoawaymom-deactivated2016101]

This is fucking awful

[formeregalitarianaquagirl-blog]

That shit was hilarious Idk what y'all are talking about

[aster-ales]

I’m so torn

[eee-in]

lmmmfffaaooo 

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[zohbugg]

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

[valley-vixen]

[trilliviapope]

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

[accras]

Hello Thomas “Tom Mison thx for the pic #TheRonShow #NYC“

[craftymishamigo]

LOOK AT HIM>

[sandorlives-deactivated20180625]

Banter!

[adulting]

If you have to do an interview via Skype ...

Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.

NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!

[craftymishamigo]

OUAT, Supernatural, Doctor Who & more jewellery for sale in Etsy shop Trinkets of a Fangirl

[craftymishamigo]

BBC Sherlock pin badges for sale in my Etsy shop Trinkets of a Fangirl

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TrinketsOfaFangirl?ref=hdr_shop_menu

[mishasminions]

THESE THREE THO.

JUST IMAGINE THE SHENANIGANS WE DON’T SEE

[craftymishamigo]

Jared would make a cute woman, with that button nose n' big eyes. A cute, humongous lady.

[craftymishamigo]

Ok, so what is it about craving minerals? I don't understand and I feel like I've missed out on something

[tastefullyoffensive]

[snapslovesprongs-deactivated201]

when irl people ask me who my favorite HP character is, and i have to restrain myself from saying James Potter, cause then they’ll be like “what, he has like one scene” and I’ll have to reveal how many hours upon hours I’ve spent reading Marauder Era fanfics online

[craftymishamigo]

OMG THIS

[the-geeky-feminist]

I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.

Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.

[miraculousotter]

THIS

[skygenders]

British Photoset #8

more?

LiberTea Photoset #6 

American Photoset #7

[mysharona1987]

I 100% approve.

[st-stephano]

i wonder how many times those critics have been to the hospital to get it removed

[geekykhaleesi]

make it so. This needs to be handed out for free to everyone. It’s sad it has to come to that.

[temporaryheart-race]

This is perfect.

[thehiddentriforce]

As it has been said: Medieval punishment for a medieval crime.

[suburbanduck]

Why are we not funding this globally

[craftymishamigo]

What was that about Moronic Tumblr Feminists?

The comment section of a youtube vid showing this guy basically just harassing & saying 'nice tits' to random girls on the street...

Weookies

26 Nov 2014

Women don't deserve respect solely because they are women. That is not equality. That's favoritism and special treatment. Stop parroting what moronic tumblr feminists say.

Ceee 4 Dec 2014                                                                          "Women don't deserve respect solely because they are women." It's not favouritism to show people respect for being a man or a woman, that's just common courtesy.

carrombie

6 Dec 2014 people deserve respect?

Ceee

6 Dec 2014 When they're just walking along minding their own business? Yes.

carrombie

6 Dec 2014 i hope you're kidding. Hitler was a person, he did not deserve respect

Ceee

6 Dec 2014

What... how does Hitler equate to people deserving respect when they've done nothing to prove otherwise? You need help.